England III [text]

[always_tea_time]

I don't suppose anyone has a spare pipe and some tobacco on their person. It would be greatly appreciated.

Additionally, China, where precisely are you staying currently?

--Sir A.Kirkland

Comments

[madcuriosity]

I think the latter of the items can be purchased at the indoor market sit.

[always_tea_time]

Wonderful. Now I simply have to get my hands on a pipe... do you think they sell those as well?

[madcuriosity]

I'm not sure sir... I think it might. I'm not entirely sure, you see. Although perhaps not of a quality you're used to sir. Things are made out of this most curious material called plast-eek!

[always_tea_time]

Plast-ique? Sounds French. I'll have nothing to do with it.

[smokeveil]

In bed, aru.

[always_tea_time]

None of that, China. What house? And believe me, even if you don't tell me, I will find you.

[smokeveil]

[sigh]

Why aru? What on earth do you want of me now?

[always_tea_time]

Why China, I'm hurt. Can't I come visit you on friendly terms? [Here's a clue: no.]

[withgoldensoil]

Somewhere'll sell it, or you could just use ciggies.

[always_tea_time]

Ciggies, Australia? What, pray tell, are those?

[withgoldensoil]

Cigarettes. Tobacco rolled up in paper.

... What's up with Chinadoll?

[always_tea_time]

Is that what everyone's talking about? Well that's quite simple.

Oh, he's just having a little rebellious moment. I'll crush it, don't you worry. I just have to find him first.

[vermillionlotus]

Not sure about the pipe and tobacco, but perhaps cigarettes would be easier? It's a more convenient way to smoke tobacco.

I wonder where my brother is staying too.

[always_tea_time]

Hm, I'll look into it. Cigarettes, you say?

I'll be sure to tell you once I find him.

[vermillionlotus]

Yes, they're usually easy to get in most markets. *Or even random kids in her case what* Unless this island prefers to keep it as pipes and tobacco.

Thank you so much!

[always_tea_time]

I do prefer my pipe, though I've left it at home. But this is getting ridiculous and I really do fancy a bit of baccy.

[lethargichero]

I don't have a pipe but I still have some cigarettes left...

[always_tea_time]

I thank you, but I must decline. It seems I am able to purchase them myself.

Though as a fellow smoker, do you know how much they cost?

[lethargichero]

Four--monies I guess is what they call it here?