I just locked my keys in the damn car in the damn Target parking lot. Luckily it's not July. Luckily the dude from AAA (we have no extra set of keys-D'OH) came quick, was nice, opened the door in about 2 seconds and I didn't have any kids with me.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot--PLUS--I got a ticket on April Fool's Day, no less, for not completely ( Read more... )

It's the most wonderful time of the year...uh huh. Sometimes I really wish there WAS a Santa Claus. Then he could sort through the shit my kids are doing and decide whether they really do deserve anything for Christmas. If Alex and Abby would ever get along it would be an effing miracle. I think God would have to appear before Alex's very eyes to ( Read more... )