anonymous baseball rps kink meme

Jun 02, 2009 01:13

the hockey section of sports RPS has a kink meme going on, and i just got sad when there was no baseball one. so i figured, why not? let's give it an at-bat or two?

format taken from offside, who got it elsewhere. and if you're multi-sports, the hockey kink meme can be found here!

without further ado, so i present (drumroll please...)


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Captcha: "writhe and" anonymous June 5 2009, 19:42:01 UTC
Dustin Pedroia and Kevin Cash
Kansas City
Aliens make them have sex

(Oh, gee, I wonder who posted this? ;))

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Re: Captcha: "writhe and" anonymous June 6 2009, 19:51:35 UTC
i-i-i-i kind of wanna write this.

*has never written baseball fic before but ALIENS zomg*

would it be a problem if i used one of my own alien races? :3

(also it might be a while, but hopefully i can do this. anyone else is free to write this instead of me. but i wannaaaaaa...)

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Re: Captcha: "writhe and" anonymous June 6 2009, 21:51:39 UTC
I'm not the person who requested. But I think there can be as many responses as people feel like posting. So as long as you feel like writing it, it can be shared whenever, even if someone else responds first :D

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Re: Captcha: "writhe and" anonymous June 7 2009, 15:12:49 UTC
DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Captcha: "writhe and" anonymous June 7 2009, 18:00:46 UTC
OP here. Someone actually wants to write this? Go for it! Using your own aliens is perfectly fine. I hope you will write it! *excited*

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Re: Captcha: "writhe and" anonymous June 8 2009, 00:01:38 UTC
i'm gonna write it, but i do need a little help. because i've never written baseball fic before, i don't know much about what i haven't read. so if someone could give me some background as to dustin and kevin's relationship, it would be much appreciated. :3

(and i've decided on 3-foot-tall furry sex fiend aliens, a la my friend stephen. XD)

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Re: Captcha: "writhe and" anonymous June 8 2009, 18:13:29 UTC
Me again! Finding anything about Cash is like pulling teeth, but I can share what I was able to compile last season about their IRL relationship.

-Would have started to get to know each other at Red Sox spring training '07 (unless they got to know each other playing against each other in AAA).

-Dustin sends Kevin text messages

-Were locker neighbours last season in Boston.

-Kevin once had to have teammates pull Pedroia off of him after a "rules discrepency" in a sunflower seed spitting contest.

-If they won the World Series last season Dustin was going to fight Kevin in the outfield.

-They co-managed a fantasy football team.

So that's really what I know offhand. They just have this really goofy, awesome friendship, and they're pretty much my favourite pairing ever now. Hope this helps?

And those aliens sound awesome! XD

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Re: Captcha: "writhe and" anonymous June 9 2009, 02:12:13 UTC
*cracks knuckles* i know what i'm gonna be doing tomorrow~~ ♥

thanks a freaking TON for the info, i can't wait to get started. *begins banging out a part one right now*

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~Prologue~ anonymous June 9 2009, 02:48:09 UTC
and here we go, a little prologue to tide you over into tomorrow.

some background info, a little tl;dr, so apologies.

the aliens i have decided to use are known as the oonzukt (oonzuki indicating a member of the species or the adjective form), and they are around 3 feet tall on average. males are naturally colored with oddly varied hair, while females are oddly colored with naturally colored hair. here is a picture of a typical oonzuki (it is indeed my friend stephen's creation, but he prefers the spelling "oonzucht ( ... )

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~Part 1~ anonymous June 11 2009, 06:15:36 UTC
moar moar moar. i finally came up with something after reading enough of americanleaguer's stuff and watching the footage from the 2008 clincher.

... i don't know why that helped, but it did. hope this is to your liking, miss or mister anonymous.

(captcha says 'trimble Cincinnati.' darlin', you got the wrong city. ;3)

* * *

Unprepared.

That was the only word Dustin could find to describe how he felt when he opened the bathroom door in the locker room. Unprepared to find a three-foot-tall furry pink... thing, just standing nonchalantly in the mens' room with its (her?) arms crossed behind her (its?) back.

As the door fell back with a light thump, Dustin cocked his head, eying the Red Sox cap that teetered precariously on the thing's head, offset by her enormous fox-like ears. It was the only thing she wore that resembled something halfway normal, despite the oddness of its position atop her unruly auburn hair.

He stared at her. She stared right back.

"Um," was all he could think to say. This is a mens' room, he thought, but was ( ... )

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~Part 1, Cont'd~ anonymous June 11 2009, 06:17:16 UTC
Dustin merely blinked. "...That was. Uh." He looked around, searching for an appropriate adjective to describe exactly what that series of answers actually was. "...Informative ( ... )

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Re: ~Part 1, Cont'd~ anonymous June 11 2009, 16:41:09 UTC
Oh, God, I love this already! Can't wait for more!

Oh, in case you're curious I'm a Miss. And (from looking at the picture) if you ever pop over to wtf_fa you may have seen me. :)

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Re: ~Part 1, Cont'd~ anonymous June 11 2009, 19:08:02 UTC
oh dear god, after reading about ten posts i had to leave. wow. this made me remember why i didn't decide to 'become' a fur despite a good portion of my best friends being them... XD

on another note, i am very glad you liked. i wish i had pictures of forrest and roze, but stephen has their D&D character sheets on which we drew them. i may be able to convince him to scan their pictures but he likes to not do what i tell him.

*starts brainstorming a part two*

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Re: ~Part 1, Cont'd~ anonymous June 11 2009, 19:24:34 UTC
I'm only in it for the drama (furry drama is some of the funniest) and to laugh at the weird stuff. I found it through ED and apparently enjoy torturing my brain daily with the stuff that gets posted there.

Don't worry about it. I'm glad to at least have a reference for the species! I like them. Good luck brainstorming! *waits for more*

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Re: ~Part 1, Cont'd~ anonymous June 15 2009, 02:59:30 UTC
WHERE IS THE NEXT PART?!?!?!?!!!?!!!!

i'm not gonna lie, i want this from start to finish, so i really really hope you finish!!

aside from the fact that the plot and the aliens and dustin and everything is just too good...

your writing is awesome! more more more!

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