I blame everything on Kira. EVERYTHING.

...Our stupid tentacle project thing is due tomorrow, ain't it? Well, that blows.

If any blonde girls want to come up to my dorm and borrow my hair dye, you can. I think it's an open secret by now that I bleach my hair anyways. I can't help anyone with pink hair or whatever, though. Sorry.

( [Private to Kira] )

Ladies and gentlemen, I have a...

Very Semi-Important Announcement!
On this day, Tuesday, October 11, 2005, the alchemist formally Gerber was officially re-christened "Goober" by the powers vested in Katou & Kira by the state of New York and Colonel Roy Mustang ( Read more... )

Well, the trip was okay, I guess. I'd already seen everything I wanted to see in the Museum of Natural History already, so that was dull. And the zoo is for kids.

Niagra Falls was kinda bitchin', though. And I liked the statue of liberty.

( [Filtered from teachers.] )

Man, I LOVE field trips!!!! Mostly because I can shut my brain off, not think and just go with the flow.And hey, we're going to that Museum of Natural History place Kira likes so much. That's cool, I guess. I want to see the zoo, though. And the Falls thingy ( Read more... )

I just want to make it 100% clear that I DO NOT HAVE TENTACLE FUCKING RAPE DOUJINISHIS ANYWHERE IN MY ROOM OR ANYWHERE ELSE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT!

I only like normal porn. Like lesbian orgies and shit.

Kira, you're a dead man. I wouldn't close my eyes tonight if I was you.

Yo!

Kira! Hiruma!

I drew us a diagram for that short guy's class. Check it out, it's a Windows operating system (as if you couldn't tell):


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So. School starts today. I wonder if I get in trouble for ditching the first day. Oh, and I'm a Senior this year, but whatever. I can't bring myself to give a damn, or expect being a Senior to be any different from being a Junior, Sophomore or Freshman ( Read more... )

Looks like Sasuke's trying to make himself a little butt buddy out of some poor innocent human kid. You sick freak, Sasuke.

Oh, and Happy Now You Can Legally Buy Porn And Cigarettes Day, Kira.

We're roomies, it looks like. Just like in freshman year. Man, we fuckin' rock! And I know you won't mind if I bang on my drum sometimes. All the time. Whenever I get bored.