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[allies]

BECAUSE YOU MORONS KEEP ASKING AND ASKING AND ASKING
ALLOW ME TO EDUCATE YOUR FEEBLE THINK PANS IN THE COMPLEX ART OF TROLL ROMANCE.
MAYBE THIS WILL STOP YOU FUCKERS FROM ACCIDENTALLY HITTING ON US.
WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS UNCOMFORTABLE AND DISGUSTING.
NO INTERSPECIES SLOPPY MAKEOUTS ARE GOING TO HAPPEN WHILE I'M IN CHARGE, GOT IT?

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[allies]

IS THAT ANOTHER RIDICULOUS HUMAN REFERENCE

[allies]

THAT'S HOW MANY GODDAMN WORDS IT TAKES FOR ME TO PROPERLY EXPRESS THE EXTENT TO WHICH I FUCKING HATE YOUR GUTS, STRIDER.
EVERY WORD IS IMPORTANT AND IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH AN INSUFFERABLE NOOKBITING DOUCHEFUCKER YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND THAT.
MY HATE FOR YOU IS LIKE A PERPETUAL BLACK HOLE OF PLATONIC RAGE.

[allies]

THAT DOESN'T PROPERLY CONVEY MY FEELINGS.
EVEN IF I SAID IT A THOUSAND TIMES IT STILL WOULDN'T COME CLOSE TO HOW MUCH I DESPISE YOU.

[allies]

NOT IN THAT WAY YOU BULGESUCKING FUCK.

[allies]

THANK YOU FOR THAT MENTAL IMAGE.
REMEMBER WHEN I WAS GOING TO FORCEFULLY EJECT THE CONTENTS OF MY NUTRITION SACK?
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.

[allies]

FUCK OFF, STRIDER.

[allies]

GOD I HATE YOU SO MUCH.