This is your Welcome Guide. [ text ]

[shrewd_doc]

Hey guess what everyone? You're not in your homeland. You're in my city, and you're welcome for being a Chosen One. Since I'm being nice to everyone, I'm here to explain the basics to you. Don't get used to this generosity.

First things first. You should have received a little care package with a card key, a debit card, and a communication device. A

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[doctorbigmac]

Does this text come with an abridged version? What about a more interesting one? Oh! Can you maybe throw in some bright colors and sparkle text or something? You know, give the thing a bit more pizzazz?

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[shrewd_doc]

No.

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[doctorbigmac]

What about pictures? I draw some pretty mad awesome crayon art. I could even help.

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[shrewd_doc]

Go take your art to the playground. I have no need for your childish antics, Alfred Jones.