Ah, sgacrack! - Momma Told Me There'd Be Days Like This (1/?)

[alienorx]

See, I was brushing my teeth, ready to rest up for another long day of translating medieval Latin and reading hagiographies, when this idea wrestled me to the ground, stole all my clothes, and ran away. So I had to run right after it and do something about it, ya know, to get my clothes back

Comments

[queenofalostart]

Actually, John thought as he flipped over to page 101 of War and Peace, he'd better slow down or he'd be done way before he'd finished his Ph.D.

HA HA!

But why did John walk two miles to work? Did his rust bucket break down?! POOR JOHNNY!

[alienorx]

dude, pay attention! His "Dart" motorcycle broke down because everything made by the Wraith Corporation just sucks ASS.

especially the Steve model. that thing dies just as the Warranty runs out.

[queenofalostart]

HAHAHAHHAAAAAA!