I baked you a delicous meme.

[alder_knight]

HOLIDAY MEME FOR Y'ALL.

I am having fun with the Three Sentence Fic-A-Thon over at caramelsilver's journal, so let's bring some of that festivity over here

Comments

[mirroriste]

Scotty/Uhura, Ample Nacelles.

XD Alright, I'm kidding.

Sulu/Chekov, You be me and I'll be you

[alder_knight]

Sulu pulls the flaps of the fur cap down over his ears, grinning, and turns to make a face at Chekov, but stops short when he sees what the boy's closet-rummaging has turned up.

"Pavel, what are you doing with my electric epee?" he cries.

"I am expert, advanced combat training!" deadpans Chekov, lunging poorly and swinging his arm, and Sulu ducks and steps in to grab him in a laughing hug.

[mirroriste]

THAT was adorable.

[alder_knight]

:D

THEY MAKE ME HAPPY.

[mirroriste]

ME TOO. ♥

(You asked for it...)

[alder_knight]

"Baby, talk dirty to me," moans Uhura, close to orgasm.

"Oh, you're a filthy girl," growls Scotty, "wantin' me to fuck you in the middle of the construction bay where anyone could see... bet you'd like that, wouldn't you, having an audience?"

Uhura cries out as her climax overtakes her, which is fortunate, as just then Scotty follows up with the less-than-romantic, "I'm gonna ride your spatial distortion like a Prometheus-class."

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...IDEK. :|

\o/

[mirroriste]

Fffff Scotty.

That was brilliant and I totally didn't expect you to actually do it.

Re: \o/

[alder_knight]

Hahahaha... the prompt was too good/bad to pass up. XD

I AM GLAD YOU ENJOYED THE CRACK.

[mirroriste]

I may have tried to make it cracky on purpose ♥

[alder_knight]

I figured. :)

(I feel like a lot of my comments to you lately have come out sounding jerk-y, completely unintentionally - I am sorry if that is the case! INTERNET TONE IS HARD.) D:

[mirroriste]

Gurl don't worry about it. I totally know how you feel. I feel like my comments have been the same way D: