Bleach fanfic - Renjipunzel

[akuni]

Title: Renjipunzel
Author: Akuni
Universe: Bleach
Genre: Humour/Romance (pre-slashy)
Rating: PG (with these two, rough language is a given)
Pairing: Ichigo/Renji
Spoilers: minor for SS arc
Word Count: 634
Summary: Renji's dreams are extremely bizarre, but maybe his subconscious is trying to tell him something.

A/N: This is so totally silly.

Comments

[sekra]

That.... is so, so bad, my god. What were we on.

And that sketch was obviously drawn with a mouse. I'm ashamed it's so bad (but the hilarious WTF factor makes it all better). Not to mention the fic factor makes it all the more funnier. Oh... shit. I'm not allowed to cackle out loud, because he'll ask what's so funny but.... *snorts*

We're so evil it hurts XD. God ILU so hardcore.

[akuni]

I was on superstress, I dunno what your excuse was. XD

It's not high quality art, no (the lips, lmao!), but the WTFness definitely makes it win. I still think you should do Bleach fairytale comics, that would be so much awesome. :D (Especially if you can work in some Kira abuse, lol!)

You mean we're so evil, and it hurts so good. You rox0r my sox0rs. :D ♥ ♥ ♥

[sekra]

I can't stop laughing at it. Things like that? I was definately up for a few days. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

Dude, that ain't even low quality art. The worse thing about it though, is that isn't even the baddest thing I've ever drawn. I remember Renji in a nurse outfit....

How would I got about abusing Kira in the most hilarious possible way? All I can think about is Yoroichi as Puss in Boots and Zangetsu the Fairy Godmother granting her powers to Cindarella!Ichigo.
I have (obviously) not gotten enough sleep this time either.

It hurts so good. But I have to wonder if we hurt other people just as good, or if we're responsible for breaking off that little piece of brain... :P

[akuni]

Hehehehehehe! That's a good excuse. :)

OMG I think I have that Renjinurse somewhere, too. LMAO! (I also have my chibi!Sam head crying because all his gfs die. :P)

Hmm... I will think on some good possibilities for Kira abuse. Yoruichi as Puss in Boots is a no brainer, and Cinderella fits Ichi and Zan almost too well, lolol! Who will you cast as Prince Charming? XD Get drawing! *cracks whip*

Ehh, either way, it's all good. :P Maybe we should start collecting the brain pieces and fill the holes that are clearly in ours. XD

[akuni]

Hehehehehe! The idea is pretty whacked out. Goodness only knows where Renji got that idea - probably Rukia trying to explain real world fairy tales or somesuch. :)

I haven't had a good Bleach dream in a while, but my favourite is still one where I turned into a shinigami and had to fight alongside several of Our Heroes. It was kickass. :D I remember I grabbed the wrong zanpakutou before I found my own, and Zabimaru yelled at me and told me to get with it. ._. Zangetsu chided me a little more gently, but still I was a total noob and it showed, ahaha! (Insecure? Me? How'd you ever guess?)

I'm glad you liked. ^_^

[sekra]

*intervenes in the convosation because she obviously doesn't have anything better to do with her time*

Best Bleach dream evar:

Bleach Blind Date. Involving Ichigo as the 'date' and Byakuya, Renji and Kenpachi all vying behind the screen for said 'date'.

"What does fried hollow taste like?"

Closly followed by Byakuya, Ichigo and Renji driving a car around in shinigami mode and freaking out all the other motorist because omg that car is driving itself!

*Ducks back out of conversation*

[2metaldog]

Ahahahahahahahahahaahaha

That was cracky goodness.

[akuni]

Hehehe thanks! Everyone needs a dose of crack now and then, I say. I was desperately overdue for mine. :)

[akuni]

Hahah that's a great description of Renji - he's our big gorgeous goof!

Courtesy of Akuni's Crack Wagon. ;)

[madrona_8]

**Thunks head**
Pale horse= Shirosaki It took me until it was time to write something to figure that out..guh I'm dense.
That was a lot of fun!

so just for giggles I'll point you toward Paul O. Zelinsky's Rapunzel
the prettiest art ever. Good thing you didn't get into the whole pregnancy part.

[akuni]

*laugh* That's ok, it really was just a throwaway joke. I'm glad you figured it out, though!

I was afraid this was too stupid to post, but I'm glad I did. That always happens; I think I need to loosen up a bit and stop taking everything so seriously. *bops self*

Ooh, that book looks interesting, I'm going to have to look for that one next time I need a bookish gift. (Good thing indeed! I typically steer clear of mpreg, as I'm sure you know. ;)