so thank you to all the people who called and told me that i had to take coach self's exam. and thank you also to all the people that didnt call me and tell me that i didnt actually have to take my exam, because yes i did go to school for all of 35 minutes this morning just for coach self to tell me that i didnt have to take it. but its ok
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Chuck Norris passed the bar exam but decided not to become a lawyer. His reasoning was that the only law people followed rested within his right boot.
Despite what your family, your doctor, even what your geneaolgy says, Chuck Norris IS your daddy.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
Chuck Norris ended the Never-ending Story...because Chuck Norris doesn't believe in reading.
There is nothing to fear but fear itself, and fear itself fears Chuck Norris.
Every time Chuck Norris smiles it saves the life of a dying man. Ironically, Chuck Norris only smiles after he kills someone.
And finally...
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
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