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[accio_draco]

So they're doing a segment about "girl crushes" on Today on NBC. I can almost guarantee that I'm about to be totally pissed off because the whole concept is going to be that a girl can have a crush on another girl and still maintain her precious blessed heterosexuality, as if it would just be the worst possible th... Gah. Blah! *spazzity

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[sjo]

Although I completely agree with you, I so love your rants. Thank you!

[amy_grenade]

Yea, I think it's hilarious to see other girls kiss on other girls or have bi tendancies, especially after some drinks. But of course, they say "well, i'm straight". um, yea, right.
And being drunk is NOT an excuse.
Just admit you secretly like to lick snatch, what is the big fucking deal?
OH, but wait, "it turns guys on". *rolls eyes*

The funny thing is "most" guys know girls do that for attention and it annoys half of them. The other half usually never get any attention, so stupid girls making out is exciting to them.
*gags*

[sjo]

But of course, they say "well, i'm straight". um, yea, right.

But it was Girl Kissing O'Clock! See divalion's rants for more about that little gem.

[furiosity]

You = love. Also, hot, especially when you go RAR. I think there's a pattern of me finding people who go RAR hot. Can't be good for my life expectancy.

[emmagrant01]

"You find things you have in common -- like you're both on the team Aniston or team Jolie, or you like the same flavor of cupcakes..."

Oh, that's deep, sweetie. *rolls eyes*

Poor Matt even got shot down when he asked if there was ever a sexual element.

[crazy_trekkie]

See, this is the part where you try to relax by having a slice of pie and muttering darkly under your breath about the general incompetence of the human race.

And while not entirely relevant, I reiterate that guys suck. After all, the executive producers of this blasted show are proably all male, and I *SARCASM* shudder to think of what would happen to them if their precious masculinity were threatened by a bunch of people genuinely not interested in fiddling with their privates.*/SARCASM*

That is, guys suck unless their names are Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy.

[domad]

hey i dont suck

[crazy_trekkie]

Yes, yes, and if you'd be so kind as to glance in the general direction of my livejournal user info, you'd see that I don't suck either.

[domad]

i see that you dont wait was that a track pic? do you run?