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May 31, 2004 05:44

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assassin437 May 31 2004, 10:21:04 UTC

I offer love, devotion, and most of all, lots and lots of cookies for your continued friendship.

Nice cookies.

With chocolate.

access_xxx_free June 1 2004, 07:10:28 UTC

why not..just..like..get a human

assassin437 June 1 2004, 07:12:51 UTC

As a pet?

Too risky. If it were a girl i'd just use her as a sex slave, and if it were a boy, i'd sell him, buy a girl, and use her as a sex slave.

I may be utterly depraved, but at least I *know* it, and take steps.

access_xxx_free June 1 2004, 07:30:39 UTC

Ugh..boys..*rolls eyes*
Well, I just said humans because some people look like monkeys.
Ugh! Why would u ever use a girl as a sex slave?! AH

assassin437 June 1 2004, 07:35:08 UTC

Well, as long as she was willing of course.

And what do you want me to use? A Fleshlight?

(Warning....vaguely explicit content)

access_xxx_free June 1 2004, 07:42:35 UTC

It doesnt work.

assassin437 June 2 2004, 03:05:15 UTC

Never mind then...a fleshlight is a little plastic imitation of a ... female body part.

You're supposed to smear on lubrication then do the dirty with it. Its rather disgusting, truth be told.

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