[002.VIDEO] Backdated to the 30th because I'm slow, durr

[hellodeadpeople]

[ Normally your screen would be filled up with Jack's complete lack of shirt and skin covered from bald-head to steel toed boot in tattoos, but today it is not so. Instead, there is only this hideous abomination. If the brightness makes your eyes bleed, we advise you to take off your 3D glasses and look away

Comments

[debeffingmorgan]

I think you might want to hold off on the alcohol for a few hours. And maybe drink some water.

[hellodeadpeople]

[ Such a deadpan stare ]

Cupcake. I'm still about two bottles and a cup full of Vicodin nicked from the hospital away from needing to hold off for a few hours. But thanks for the concern.

[debeffingmorgan]

[Lol backtagging what is that thing. Sorry >>]

'Cupcake', really? [Her face = look of disgust, and it's not because of your tattoos.] My boyfriend could call me that and I'd still punch them in the face.

[hellodeadpeople]

[ I LOVE BACKTAGS, OM NOM \o/]

Yeah? [ Have a dangerous kind of a smirk, Debra. She will totally fight you while in this hideous thing. ] Bring it, Princess.

[dontfuckwith]

[Because she's laughed at everyone in the sweater so far, Jack must be no exception.]

I think it suits you.

[hellodeadpeople]

[ A derisive snort. W/e, Omega-Bitch, ain't no thang ]

Yeah? 'Cause I just vomit sequins and rainbows? Starting to get the idea you don't know me as well as I thought you did.

[dontfuckwith]

You mean you don't? And here I was so certain that the sun shined out of your ass.

[hellodeadpeople]

Nah, then I'd worry I'm stepping on your toes for that one.

[ex_julianhe]

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Nice shade. Not your usual style?

[hellodeadpeople]

Not my usual surface area. [ Typically she likes to call a couple straps of leather a shirt. ]

[ex_julianhe]

Then I'm sorry it picked you out for victimising.

[hellodeadpeople]

Aren't we all, sunshine, aren't we all. You got a name?

[herewegoto]

[voice;encrypted]

[brb, saving screen shot...okay.]

Merry Christmas, Jack.

[hellodeadpeople]

[ try to blackmail her with that and she will end you ]

And a happy fucking new year, Goto. You get me anything? [ Because presents, man. Come on. ]

[herewegoto]

[Jack, that's so hurtful. Think of next years christmas cards. Joy is free.]

Of course. The very best two hands can steal. I'm not big on the 'better to give than receive' idea, but you've already gifted so much.

[hellodeadpeople]

[ sounds like a christmas bonfire will be in order ]

What can I say, I'm a giver in my squishy little center. I'm practically puking holiday cheer, can't you tell?