[See Debra jolt as there's a voice, and a face on her phone.] Shit!
Who the hell are you? [Calm down Debra. Names don't matter. Location intel first.] I mean, I wasn't expecting anyone to, you know, answer me. Are you just as confused about this [She holds up her toe tag and waves it around the video feed.] as I am?
Slightly less, I'd say, but that's about as big an achievement as being happier than Eeyore. You can leave the morgue, y'know. The rest of this place ain't much better, but it is a little less morbid than the corpse storage unit, so it's got that going for it, at least.
Oh. Right. [She'll get right on that clothing thing as soon as she's like... not on video.] Hey, is there like a... police department around here? I'm with the Miami Metro Police Department, and if someone's going to pull shit like this I'm filing a damn complaint.
Well, if you ever find it send me a line. I'd really appreciate it. Because I was kind of at my job, and I need to get back to catching Bad Guys.
[She sees that smug look and raises a brow.]
Weren't you in Little Shop of Horrors? And that one ghost mo- Bill Murray! [She points right at the screen and looks supremely satisfied with herself.] Bill fucking Murray. What the fuck are you doing here?
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[She's trying not to because wow she really doesn't need a god damn complex right now.]
Awesome, I'll be there in a few. Hope you don't mind... this thing.
[That you can see through. ;; At least she's not terribly squeamish as far as nudity. Besides, a few seconds of you looking is fair payment for those clothes. She'll just be shuffling upstairs, then. After she finds them.]
Events similar for all arrivals. Wake up in morgue. Identification tag, paper gown in place of suit. Uncertain of location. Liberal use of human swear words suggests distress. Have found nothing dangerous. [He raises one hand to rest his chin on.] Recommend acquiring clothing, shops in close proximity.
[It seems like there are a lot of people around that don't know what a salarian is; let him educate you.]
Salarian, native to Sur'Kesh. Warm-blooded amphibians. High metabolism. Typically seen as hyperactive. Thoughts. Speech. Mannerisms. All accelerated. Photographic memory. Remember everything. Non-lateral thinkers, provides aptitude for the sciences. Conduct variety of experiments. Find ways to improve tech.
[Inhaaale]
Personally geneticist, professor. Also practice medicine. Own clinic on Omega actually. Developed cure for plague.
Woah woah woah, there, buddy. Slow the fuck down. Seriously, I don't think I can handle so much Weird Fucking Shit happening all at once.
[Just... give her a moment.]
You look like a freaky, bug-eyed salamander. [She's not trying to offend, that's just how she sees it. 8|a] But that's okay. Because I... am dreaming. I'm in a really weird fucking dream and if I just punch myself hard enough I might just wake up and find myself back where things are normal.
[Who is she kidding. 'Normal' is with her brother after his wife was... best not think about that right now.]
As far as we know this place is called Abax. It's literally empty except for us and we started arriving a few days ago. People are from everywhere, different time periods and even... well...
Fiction. If you don't believe me, just wait.
It's cold as hell and a lot of things don't work or run except for the trains for some reason but they never stop.
If you wanna strike out on your own, your best bet is heading upstairs and trying to jimmy open some lockers and hoping to find something warm. Otherwise I can drop by.
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Who the hell are you? [Calm down Debra. Names don't matter. Location intel first.] I mean, I wasn't expecting anyone to, you know, answer me. Are you just as confused about this [She holds up her toe tag and waves it around the video feed.] as I am?
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Try the locker room for clothes. I hope you like scrubs.
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[Wait a sec. Now she's leering at you a little bit.]
You look really familiar.
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[He smirks. Yes, leer at me, ladies.]
I'm on TV.
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[She sees that smug look and raises a brow.]
Weren't you in Little Shop of Horrors? And that one ghost mo- Bill Murray! [She points right at the screen and looks supremely satisfied with herself.] Bill fucking Murray. What the fuck are you doing here?
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I can be on my way with clothing, lady.
I'm afraid there are none yet here who know what is happening nor how.
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...Thanks. You already know where I am?
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Aye, if you have just woken you are in the Morgue. I am just upstairs, gathering supplies.
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Awesome, I'll be there in a few. Hope you don't mind... this thing.
[That you can see through. ;; At least she's not terribly squeamish as far as nudity. Besides, a few seconds of you looking is fair payment for those clothes. She'll just be shuffling upstairs, then. After she finds them.]
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Salarian, native to Sur'Kesh. Warm-blooded amphibians. High metabolism. Typically seen as hyperactive. Thoughts. Speech. Mannerisms. All accelerated. Photographic memory. Remember everything. Non-lateral thinkers, provides aptitude for the sciences. Conduct variety of experiments. Find ways to improve tech.
[Inhaaale]
Personally geneticist, professor. Also practice medicine. Own clinic on Omega actually. Developed cure for plague.
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[Just... give her a moment.]
You look like a freaky, bug-eyed salamander. [She's not trying to offend, that's just how she sees it. 8|a] But that's okay. Because I... am dreaming. I'm in a really weird fucking dream and if I just punch myself hard enough I might just wake up and find myself back where things are normal.
[Who is she kidding. 'Normal' is with her brother after his wife was... best not think about that right now.]
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Name's Harry Dresden. I'm not that far away. Want the spiel?
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Sure. Why the fuck not.
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Fiction. If you don't believe me, just wait.
It's cold as hell and a lot of things don't work or run except for the trains for some reason but they never stop.
If you wanna strike out on your own, your best bet is heading upstairs and trying to jimmy open some lockers and hoping to find something warm. Otherwise I can drop by.
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It is really damn cold in here, now that you mention it.
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