5TH RAGEQUIT | KARKAT VANTAS | VIDEO

[sufferheir]

LISTEN UP SHITFUCKS.

[Hi it's Karkat Vantas on the video feed. He's muddy as hell, to the point where his war paint is drawn onto his face by clearing away lines of grey skin as opposed to painting on brown. Wait, war paint, you say? He'll get to that in a second.]

[He's GAZING INTENSELY into the camera.]

It has come to my attention that the

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[killer_kick]

Karkat! Please! You were making such good progress last time!

[sufferheir]

[OH GOD THIS IS SO HUMILIATING.]

GOD FUCKING DAMN THIS IS NOT THE TIME, WOMAN.

[killer_kick]

There's always time for good language. Only thugs swear. Great men move people with their sincerity and high goals.

[sufferheir]

Well great! Because shoving Pyrope's face in the mud is about the highest goal I can fathom.

[sw33t_just1c3]

LIES AND SLANDER! [Terezi is scandalized! Or she would be if she could stop laughing long enough to look even slightly dismayed.]

To think that even you would dip to such depravity! You will rue this day, Vantas!

[sufferheir]

Oh I'm ruing it already! But only because I've yet to take the opportunity to make you taste mud.

[sw33t_just1c3]

Ha! It is one of the many things in life that you will never accomplish. Not while I draw breath.

Now wipe that shit off my wall, unless you want me to wipe it off with your face.

[sufferheir]

How about you shut the fuck up and deal with it? Can't stand the truth, cleanse those shelter platforms yourself!

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[stubborn_throes]

Time and time again I find myself quaintly reminded why you Trolls are the race of superior intelligence.

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[sufferheir]

AND TIME AND TIME AGAIN I'M REMINDED WHY HUMANS ARE DANGLING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE INTERGALACTIC FOODCHAIN TRYING NOT TO SHIT THEMSELVES AT THE IDEA OF PROPER WARFARE.

...YOU'RE ONE OF THE HUMANS RIGHT.
IF NOT, INSERT YOUR NATIVE SPECIES WHERE I SAID HUMAN.

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[stubborn_throes]

I believe I am what you would so eloquently refer to as "The Rose Human."

This "mudslinging war" is a lot less residual of proper warfare so much as it resembles the thought process of seven year old boys upon finding themselves stricken by cupid's arrow.

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[sufferheir]

WHO THE HELL IS CUPID
THOUGH IF THE THOUGHT PROCESS IS FEVERISH, BLOOD-MINDED RAGE AT HAVING BEEN FUCKING SHOT THEN YES THAT'S BASICALLY WHAT THIS IS.

[bbcarrotcooler]

alright fucker
i hope your wings are ready
cuz your my angel now

this is where you say 'hi charlie'

[sufferheir]

THE FUCK IS THIS.
A REVOLTING DISRUPTION OF THE CHAIN OF COMMAND IS WHAT THIS IS.

I AM NO ONE'S ANGEL YOU SLACK BULGED NEANDERTHAL!

[bbcarrotcooler]

nope sorry its already been decided
its ok you can be my number two

see if you knew me thatd be funny cuz being number two is kinda my thing but

yeah so anyways

how are you leading my side to victory colonel angel pissy pants

[sufferheir]

YOU DIDN'T DECIDE SHIT BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY UNTIL I GIVE YOU AUTHORITY.
WHICH I WON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE CLEARLY MENTALLY DIMINSHED.

I'M LEADING MY TEAM TO VICTORY, TEAM SUCCESS, AND I'M DOING IT WITH SUPERIOR STRATEGY AND POINTED LACK OF RETARDS UNDER MY BANNER.

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[hurtandscared]

Who's Terezi? [And what the hell are you going on about?]

[Video]

[sufferheir]

How the hell do you not know who Terezi is? Aren't you creepy human family mates with Sollux or something?

[Video]

[hurtandscared]

Yeah, I am. Doesn't mean I know all the trolls, though. I probably know her face, but I don't know her name.

[Video]

[sufferheir]

Stupid red sunglasses. Way too many fangs.

Ring any bells?