youvve been out for a wwhile kar i didnt really knoww if youd be comin back or not they really cant make up their minds about you
theres not much to update on though really shit happened people died my base wwas awwesome and no one in it died thats pretty much all there is to say on the matter
YOUR BASE? THE HELL? IS THIS LIKE YOUR ANTI PSYCHOPATH BASE CIRCA THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE 2.0 YOU ALL APPARENTLY ENJOYED IN MY ABSENCE? WHERE THE FUCK WAS I EVEN?
AND BELIEVE ME NO ONE IS LETTING ME FORGET THAT I AM APPARENTLY STUCK IN THIS PLACE'S HELLISH WHIRLY DOOR OF DEATH.
yeah pretty much it wwas actually pretty awwesome and fortified and evverythin you wwere probably gettin experimented on or wwhatevver they like doin that to you for some reason
PARDON ME DID YOU JUST SAY "INFO THINGY"?? GOOD GOD.
YES. I SUPPOSE I HAVE GOTTEN WHAT YOU CALL AN "INFO THINGY" IN REGARDS TO THE SITUATION. THE ONE WHERE I WAS APPARENTLY GETTING PRIVATELY ROASTED FOR WEEKS, ANYWAY. NOT SO MUCH WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON IN MY ABSENCE.
IT'S VAGUELY COMFORTING TO KNOW THAT APPARENTLY THESE SENSATIONS ARE NORMAL. OTHERWISE I MIGHT BE CONCERNED ABOUT MY IMMINENT SURVIVAL IN THE FACE OF FEELING LIKE MY INNARDS HAVE BEEN RIPPED OUT, USED AS A JIGSAW PUZZLE, AND AD LIBBED BACK INTO PLACE.
WELL TO CLARIFY THINGS FOR YOUR ADDLED BRAIN: APPARENTLY IT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY REMOVE YOU FROM THE LIVING AREAS SO THEY CAN DO TERRIBLE THINGS IN PRIVATE OR SOMETHING BULLSHIT. NOW YOU KNOW.
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youvve been out for a wwhile kar
i didnt really knoww if youd be comin back or not
they really cant make up their minds about you
theres not much to update on though really
shit happened people died my base wwas awwesome and no one in it died
thats pretty much all there is to say on the matter
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THE HELL?
IS THIS LIKE YOUR ANTI PSYCHOPATH BASE CIRCA THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE 2.0 YOU ALL APPARENTLY ENJOYED IN MY ABSENCE?
WHERE THE FUCK WAS I EVEN?
AND BELIEVE ME NO ONE IS LETTING ME FORGET THAT I AM APPARENTLY STUCK IN THIS PLACE'S HELLISH WHIRLY DOOR OF DEATH.
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it wwas actually pretty awwesome and fortified and evverythin
you wwere probably gettin experimented on or wwhatevver they like doin that to you for some reason
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EXCUSE ME
CAN WE PLEASE REVISIT THAT STATEMENT
AND EXPLAIN WHAT IT ACTUALLY MEANS??
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BUT BEFORE I SAY NO MORE DEFINITIVELY
DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THE EVENTS OF YOUR RETARDED AMNESIA WEEK?
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AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
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GOOD GOD.
YES.
I SUPPOSE I HAVE GOTTEN WHAT YOU CALL AN "INFO THINGY" IN REGARDS TO THE SITUATION.
THE ONE WHERE I WAS APPARENTLY GETTING PRIVATELY ROASTED FOR WEEKS, ANYWAY.
NOT SO MUCH WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON IN MY ABSENCE.
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YOU W3R3 ST4RT1NG TO WORRY US J3RK
W3LCOM3 B4CK TO TH3 L4ND OF CONSC1OUSN3SS 4ND 3X1ST3NC3
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1TS B3TT3R TH4N B31NG D34D
OR B31NG B4CK FROM B31NG D34D
ON TH4T NOT3 HOW 4R3 YOU F33L1NG?
R34DY TO SM4SH YOUR H34D OP3N Y3T?
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OTHERWISE I MIGHT BE CONCERNED ABOUT MY IMMINENT SURVIVAL IN THE FACE OF FEELING LIKE MY INNARDS HAVE BEEN RIPPED OUT, USED AS A JIGSAW PUZZLE, AND AD LIBBED BACK INTO PLACE.
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it can be diorienting but you get used to it
[ In which Kano tries to sympathize and misjudges everything once again. ]
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DON'T YOU IDIOTS EVER TAKE A DAY OFF??
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APPARENTLY IT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY REMOVE YOU FROM THE LIVING AREAS SO THEY CAN DO TERRIBLE THINGS IN PRIVATE OR SOMETHING BULLSHIT.
NOW YOU KNOW.
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