Who has stolen the summer? Bring it back at once, you selfish bastards.

Bored of winter now - I want to play in trees and stuff.

Thank you.

Mr Gates does not make a very scary ninja:


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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/uk_politics/3441181.html

Wicked. More old stuff is coming back:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3380519.stm

Before we know it, you'll be able to get dysentery and typhoid in your local shop - just like the good old days.

Apparently Fish and Chips is not English - it is French and Jewish, because the French invented French Fries, and the Jews invented fish.

What a load of rubbish. I'd say taking two other dishes and combining them into one counted as a different dish, just as my soon to catch on milkshake-in-the-sodastream will demonstrate.

Happy birthday Nick

I just got ticket number 666 for the company christmas raffle.
Rock.

As we are a financial company, all the profits go towards animal testing and investing in the sale of weapons to dubious regimes.

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Does anybody know offhand of anywhere where I can buy a (fake) black christmas tree. I think that would look cool with lights on and stuff.

As if mobile phone culture wasn't pathetic enough already...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3288999.stm

She has cool VR glasses with headphones that you wear when they are doing stuff to your teeth, so you can listen to tranquil music, and watch lunar landscapes and other cool things whilst she does horrible things to your mouth.

I'm gonna break some more teeth at Slimelight so I can go back again.

*and possibly fall over obvious benches again too