You guys you guys. Tonight was delicious. Ann and Danny and I had a play-doh sculpture contest at Denny's. It was beastly.

Thing is, Ann and Danny are actual artists? So I had to rely on irony. Ann made this incredibly ornate little flowerpot with flowers? And she blended colors like a bitch. Danny made a colorful sneaker. So I was like ( h'okay. )

"No," I say, "Headbanging--it's not really, you just kind of tip your head back at a show, you know? In rhythm. And you point ( Read more... )

Dear all my friends who smoke,
Thanks for giving me pneumonia for the second time in a year! Yay! We did it, team!

Jaime

Normal happiness feels like sadness compared to I'm-Listening-To-The-Rocket-Summer happiness. Thanks for existing, Bryce Avary. It's been an incredibly good morning, and I think that might be due largely in part to the Rocket Summer. I got a lot of sleep last night, and I woke up and saw that Do You Feel was done downloading. (Shut up! I've paid to ( Read more... )

I Must Belong Somewhere.

1. How does one suck a fuck? Guessed correctly as Donnie Darko by Toni and Sarah simultaneously.
2. That's all right, son! You can do it - on the boat! Gee! The Breakfast Club.
3. How am I not myself? I ♥ Huckabees. Mystery anonymous poster was quite right. =)
4. At least you'll never be a vegetable - even artichokes have hearts. Amelie. Ok so ( Read more... )

RULES:
Guess the titles of the films the quotes are taken from.
If you get at least one answer correct, you can post your own meme.
1. How does one suck a fuck?
2. That's all right, son! You can do it - on the boat! Gee!3. How am I not myself ( Read more... )

"You are so cute!" she exclaims, shaking the teddybear almost violently. "I wish you were alive ( Read more... )

Dear Girls Who Live Across the Hall From Me ( Read more... )

...I AM SICK OF PEOPLE ASKING ME IF I AM OKAY AND IF I PROMISE. OR IF SOMETHING'S NOT OKAY. AND CAN I PROMISE.

IT'S GETTING OLD.