I will be unmasking thyself soon. Masters orders. He wants the whole universe to know who the sexiness behind the mask is.

I am too sexy for my armor.

I am having a hard time finding my lightsaber.

Here I am. Trapped in this suit. What woman would ever date me. i have been so depressed into the darkside lately. My machine parts are starting to take over my human parts more often now. I need to get a tuneup. I have also enrolled into therapy. I shamefully admit to having an attraction to the coke machine in the snack bay. It is just not ( Read more... )

Hello everyone. I am in high spirits. I have a new arm.

Sorry I haven't posted much lately. One of my simulation droids chopped both my arms off and I am just now getting around to updating my log. I ended up destroying the droid by doing a force pull and unplugging it. If I can take out this battle droid, I am truly a master in the force. It seems that Grand Admiral Thrawn thinks it has been funny that ( Read more... )

hisaki is my new apprentice. I will show her the ways of the force. The darkside. The force is strong with her and she already has that dark twinkle in her eye. Together we will destroy the emperor. Then we will be able to lure Luke and Laia in to the darkside. And we'll rule the galaxy as one big family.

I am so proud of my children. They are just like Amidala and I. She would be proud. All those nights I put the smack down between the sheets really did payoff. Luke is becoming powerful just like his daddy. And Leia is developing some major leadership skills just like her mother. I feel bad for blowing up her planet. And for killing Luke's foster ( Read more... )

I have been built a new TIE Advanced Fighter. My damn son and the voices he hears told him how to destroy my other one. But I am a master of the Darkside ( Read more... )

Every since padme' passed on decades ago. I have felt an emptiness. I know I am the most desirable man in the universe. But I don't have the time to deal with woman. I mean, I am half machine so I know I can please a woman. I am powerful in the force and have mastered the darkside powers. I miss padme'.

-Darth