Princess Reiko, are you alright?

I'm light years away, I wish I would come see you but the emperor has me chasing Hutts all over the galaxy. Those damn shitballs are so clever.

Damn Yoda, always shitting on my floor.

Well, it seems that I am too sexy for my Jedi Knight outfit. This suit will do just fine for now. Sorry about the whole killing Padme thing, but I had needed a wife that loved the darkside. And that would Rieko, I would never dare try hurting her. She would slice my head of or something.

I have to go take an oil bath for now.

Space gets really lonely. I have the whole galaxy under my thumb, millions of people and I am still lonely. And dark, I am really really dark. What is the point of my existance? Power, greed, control? I really want to give it all up and just run away with Princess Reiko...but I must obey my master. I must destroy him, I wish my son would hurry up ( Read more... )

I am still around. I have been really busy terrorizing and trying to make my childrens lives a living hell and haven't had time to check in. Now I back on Coruscant and awaiting my Princess Rieko to come massage my head for me. Oh how I long to feel her fingertips on my cranium. It sends shivers down my psine to my circuits ( Read more... )

I cannot wait until I see how Hayden will portray me in episode III. If he acts like a whiny bitch I will personally cut his head off. I was never a whiner. When my mama died I finally had an excuse to get dark evil on those emperor damned tuscans. I killed every last one of them ( Read more... )

Well. Another failed attempt to destroy what we believe to be the last factions of the rebellion. My son and daughter are boyfriend and girlfriend and their best friends are a hairy wookie, a thief, and two stupid robots. Luke hears voices. I told him I had killed Obi-Won. Right after I had to chop off his hand. WHich is a good thing because now he ( Read more... )

Well I have mastered regeneration with my dark force powers. I have regenerated myself into looking what I really look like under the mask, and no I do not look like that homo Hayden. he could never be as sexy as I. Is anyone interested in seeing who is behind the dark one's mask? Maybe some do I will tell. But not today ( Read more... )

It is getting to be time. I have almost mastered the darkside of the force. In my incubation chamber I can regenerate my skin and bones to form what I once was. The finest Jedi in the whole universe. And I am not speaking of that actor Hayden. He doesn't hold a candle to what I once was. My princess Reiko has spawned my interest in this GLAY music ( Read more... )

Well. Today has been well. I went to sonic. Had a cheese coney. Yeah it was good. Kind of pricey. Even though I rule the galaxy as #2. I don't have pockets, so I have to put all my money in my boots. This can be extremely uncomfortable. Well, time to go pet my baby wookie.

Also wanted to drop Princess Reiko a note. I love the hair my beauty.


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