my contribution for today...
When I saw the challenge, I couldn't resist. What can I say ;>
Title: Fucking Bunnies
Author: wickedvalo666
Rating: R
Pairing: Vam
Disclaimer: If I owned them, I would be doing much more pervy things than sitting here writing fanfics };->
Feedback: yes, yes, FEED ME :P
Beta: none
Notes: Spur of the moment, wrote this one pretty quick. I like it, and I hope you all will too.
When Bam's car is a-rocking, you shouldn't come a-knocking, and this is a lesson Mige, Dunn, Burton, and Linde knew all too well as they stood in the front drive pointing and laughing.
"Car sex. That's original. How many times is that today?" Dunn asked, rolling his eyes.
"I think we're at three, thus far," said Mige.
"Aawww, bunny!" cried Linde's daughter, who was currently snuggled in his arms.
Dunn didn't see the furry creature, nor did he bother to look around for it. Instead he leaned near Burton and Mige and whispered, "They aren't bunnies, but they sure do fuck like them," earning a snicker from both men.
Mige looked at the shaking vehicle once more before looking back to Linde. "Wow those windows are really starting to fog up. We better take this little missy back inside," he said, gesturing towards the squirming child, who was still very interested in the little bunny not three feet away from them.
"Indeed," agreed Linde, covering her eyes as they all moved back towards the house.
Inside the car, the only real sounds were heavy breathing and the occasional shouted "Ville!" or "Bam!" when one of the two beautiful boys committed an action that the other found particularly satisfying. When the two finally emerged from the car, they were rather ruffled, their faces were flushed, and Bam's shirt was on backwards.
"Do anything interesting?" Burton snickered as the two lovers waltzed into the kitchen hand-in-hand.
"Wouldn't you like to know, ass hat," said Bam, kissing Ville's lips and then grinning mischievously.
"Ass hat? The fuck is that?" Mige asked, taking a coke from the fridge.
"Is that like an ass clown?" wondered Gas, before taking a bite of the cheeseburger in front of him.
"Nevermind," Bam scoffed. "Hey, who wants to go get wasted?"
"Sounds good," said Burton.
"I'll go baby," Ville smiled.
"Count me in," agreed Dunn.
Bam raised an eyebrow. "That it?"
Linde shrugged. "I gotta watch the kid. Manna would kill me."
"How about you, Mige?" Bam asked.
"Sorry Bam, these days I'm just trying to stick to Coca-Cola. But I suppose I could come along anyway," Mige said, nodding his head in agreement with himself before taking a large drink of his Coke.
"Gas?" Bam inquired.
"Nah, I'll have to decline. I'm having some lady friends over," Gas winked.
Bam rolled his eyes. "All right. Let's get going, bitches. Ville and I will be in the car."
"You might want to fix your shirt first," Dunn snickered, gesturing towards Bam's backwards shirt.
"Oh god, if they're going to the car, we better hurry, before they start fucking again," chuckled Mige.
Ville blushed. "Very funny guys. We do other things besides fuck, you know," he pointed out, putting a cigarette between his lips, lighting it, and taking a drag.
"Riiiiiight," Dunn and Burton said at the same time, causing everyone except Bam and Ville to break out in a hysterical fit of laughter.
"Fine," Bam hissed, "We'll prove it. We won't have sex for the rest of the day."
"You can't be serious!" Dunn said, dying of laughter. "That's it?! Come on guys."
"You really expect me to resist this hot piece of Finnish sex god for even that long?!" grinned Bam, smacking Ville on the ass and causing him to let out a surprised little squeal.
"I think you two are raging sex addicts, I really do," said Linde, picking up his daughter and putting her on his knee.
"No," Bam smirked, "Not a raging sex addict... A raging Ville addict."
"Awwwwwww," grinned Ville, giving Bam a little peck on the lips, "Sweet!"
"Oh god help us all!" cried Dunn, rolling his eyes. "Let's get to the bar before these two make me throw up!!!"
Dunn grabbed Bam and Mige & Burton grabbed Ville, and somehow they managed to all five get to the car and begin the short journey to Bam's favorite local bar.
***
(three hours later)
"Hey Bam, I'm a Finnish cunt!" giggled Ville, playing with a strand of Bam's hair. "Teehee, I said 'cunt!'" He collapsed to the floor in a fit of giggles.
"Lovely," sighed Bam, looking down at the utterly wasted pile of Ville on the floor.
"Ooooh!" cried Ville, "I love this song!!!"
Somehow he managed to stand up and began a wobbly dance around Bam, apparently trying to be sexy as he sang the song.
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard," slurred Ville, shaking his ass in Bam's face and then falling to the floor laughing again.
Bam rolled his eyes. "Baby, I'm going to the bathroom. Try not to do anything stupid while I'm gone, okay?" He got up and walked towards the bathroom, happy to finally be rid of drunken Ville, if only for a moment. He then leaned against the wall outside the restroom, rubbing his temples in effort to ward off the headache he could feel coming on. Suddenly he felt eyes on him and looked up.
"Like, oh my god, you're totally Bam Margera! Sign this please, my name's Candy!" the attractive blonde teen squealed.
"If I didn't have Ville," thought Bam, "I'd so hit that." He signed the piece of paper and flirted with the girl for a few minutes before suddenly Ville came out of nowhere and slammed the girl into a wall.
"Look bitch," he hissed, slurring a bit, "Bammy is mine!"
"I-I'm sorry," stuttered the girl, "I didn't know."
"Get out of here," commanded Ville, letting her go and roughly pushing her away. The girl quickly scurried off, leaving Bam face to face with a very angry looking, albeit still rather drunk Ville. Bam was sure Ville was going to hit him and he couldn't help but let out a little yelp of surprise when Ville tugged him close and passionately kissed him, one hand on his ass and the other dangerously close to his cock.
"Mige, Burton, look!" cried Dunn, pointing towards the bathrooms. "They're gonna lose the bet."
"Duh," laughed Mige, leaving Dunn and Burton and walking up to the horny boys. "Remember gentlemen," he warned, "No sex."
"No pun intended," panted Bam, removing his lips from Ville's for a moment, "But fuck it..." He let out a little hiss of pleasure as Ville's wandering hand brushed against him just right. "W...We'll be in the car. Don't come out there unless you want to die," he warned, grabbing Ville's hand and dragging him towards the exit.
And of course, Dunn, Burton, and Mige were wise enough to stay far, far away from them this time.
"I knew we'd win. Fucking bunnies," laughed Dunn.
~Fin~
Title: Fucking Bunnies
Author: wickedvalo666
Rating: R
Pairing: Vam
Disclaimer: If I owned them, I would be doing much more pervy things than sitting here writing fanfics };->
Feedback: yes, yes, FEED ME :P
Beta: none
Notes: Spur of the moment, wrote this one pretty quick. I like it, and I hope you all will too.
When Bam's car is a-rocking, you shouldn't come a-knocking, and this is a lesson Mige, Dunn, Burton, and Linde knew all too well as they stood in the front drive pointing and laughing.
"Car sex. That's original. How many times is that today?" Dunn asked, rolling his eyes.
"I think we're at three, thus far," said Mige.
"Aawww, bunny!" cried Linde's daughter, who was currently snuggled in his arms.
Dunn didn't see the furry creature, nor did he bother to look around for it. Instead he leaned near Burton and Mige and whispered, "They aren't bunnies, but they sure do fuck like them," earning a snicker from both men.
Mige looked at the shaking vehicle once more before looking back to Linde. "Wow those windows are really starting to fog up. We better take this little missy back inside," he said, gesturing towards the squirming child, who was still very interested in the little bunny not three feet away from them.
"Indeed," agreed Linde, covering her eyes as they all moved back towards the house.
Inside the car, the only real sounds were heavy breathing and the occasional shouted "Ville!" or "Bam!" when one of the two beautiful boys committed an action that the other found particularly satisfying. When the two finally emerged from the car, they were rather ruffled, their faces were flushed, and Bam's shirt was on backwards.
"Do anything interesting?" Burton snickered as the two lovers waltzed into the kitchen hand-in-hand.
"Wouldn't you like to know, ass hat," said Bam, kissing Ville's lips and then grinning mischievously.
"Ass hat? The fuck is that?" Mige asked, taking a coke from the fridge.
"Is that like an ass clown?" wondered Gas, before taking a bite of the cheeseburger in front of him.
"Nevermind," Bam scoffed. "Hey, who wants to go get wasted?"
"Sounds good," said Burton.
"I'll go baby," Ville smiled.
"Count me in," agreed Dunn.
Bam raised an eyebrow. "That it?"
Linde shrugged. "I gotta watch the kid. Manna would kill me."
"How about you, Mige?" Bam asked.
"Sorry Bam, these days I'm just trying to stick to Coca-Cola. But I suppose I could come along anyway," Mige said, nodding his head in agreement with himself before taking a large drink of his Coke.
"Gas?" Bam inquired.
"Nah, I'll have to decline. I'm having some lady friends over," Gas winked.
Bam rolled his eyes. "All right. Let's get going, bitches. Ville and I will be in the car."
"You might want to fix your shirt first," Dunn snickered, gesturing towards Bam's backwards shirt.
"Oh god, if they're going to the car, we better hurry, before they start fucking again," chuckled Mige.
Ville blushed. "Very funny guys. We do other things besides fuck, you know," he pointed out, putting a cigarette between his lips, lighting it, and taking a drag.
"Riiiiiight," Dunn and Burton said at the same time, causing everyone except Bam and Ville to break out in a hysterical fit of laughter.
"Fine," Bam hissed, "We'll prove it. We won't have sex for the rest of the day."
"You can't be serious!" Dunn said, dying of laughter. "That's it?! Come on guys."
"You really expect me to resist this hot piece of Finnish sex god for even that long?!" grinned Bam, smacking Ville on the ass and causing him to let out a surprised little squeal.
"I think you two are raging sex addicts, I really do," said Linde, picking up his daughter and putting her on his knee.
"No," Bam smirked, "Not a raging sex addict... A raging Ville addict."
"Awwwwwww," grinned Ville, giving Bam a little peck on the lips, "Sweet!"
"Oh god help us all!" cried Dunn, rolling his eyes. "Let's get to the bar before these two make me throw up!!!"
Dunn grabbed Bam and Mige & Burton grabbed Ville, and somehow they managed to all five get to the car and begin the short journey to Bam's favorite local bar.
***
(three hours later)
"Hey Bam, I'm a Finnish cunt!" giggled Ville, playing with a strand of Bam's hair. "Teehee, I said 'cunt!'" He collapsed to the floor in a fit of giggles.
"Lovely," sighed Bam, looking down at the utterly wasted pile of Ville on the floor.
"Ooooh!" cried Ville, "I love this song!!!"
Somehow he managed to stand up and began a wobbly dance around Bam, apparently trying to be sexy as he sang the song.
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard," slurred Ville, shaking his ass in Bam's face and then falling to the floor laughing again.
Bam rolled his eyes. "Baby, I'm going to the bathroom. Try not to do anything stupid while I'm gone, okay?" He got up and walked towards the bathroom, happy to finally be rid of drunken Ville, if only for a moment. He then leaned against the wall outside the restroom, rubbing his temples in effort to ward off the headache he could feel coming on. Suddenly he felt eyes on him and looked up.
"Like, oh my god, you're totally Bam Margera! Sign this please, my name's Candy!" the attractive blonde teen squealed.
"If I didn't have Ville," thought Bam, "I'd so hit that." He signed the piece of paper and flirted with the girl for a few minutes before suddenly Ville came out of nowhere and slammed the girl into a wall.
"Look bitch," he hissed, slurring a bit, "Bammy is mine!"
"I-I'm sorry," stuttered the girl, "I didn't know."
"Get out of here," commanded Ville, letting her go and roughly pushing her away. The girl quickly scurried off, leaving Bam face to face with a very angry looking, albeit still rather drunk Ville. Bam was sure Ville was going to hit him and he couldn't help but let out a little yelp of surprise when Ville tugged him close and passionately kissed him, one hand on his ass and the other dangerously close to his cock.
"Mige, Burton, look!" cried Dunn, pointing towards the bathrooms. "They're gonna lose the bet."
"Duh," laughed Mige, leaving Dunn and Burton and walking up to the horny boys. "Remember gentlemen," he warned, "No sex."
"No pun intended," panted Bam, removing his lips from Ville's for a moment, "But fuck it..." He let out a little hiss of pleasure as Ville's wandering hand brushed against him just right. "W...We'll be in the car. Don't come out there unless you want to die," he warned, grabbing Ville's hand and dragging him towards the exit.
And of course, Dunn, Burton, and Mige were wise enough to stay far, far away from them this time.
"I knew we'd win. Fucking bunnies," laughed Dunn.
~Fin~