As promised ;>
Title: Easily Offended
Rating: uhh PG-13 *confused by ratings*
Summary: The new fad, school! *cough* Bam and Ville go to the same school, but have never really "met".
Ahhh, school. There's nothing like being away from Ape's nagging and Phil's, uhh... fatness.
"Hey Braaandon!" my best bud, Dunn, called me jokingly.
"Shut the fuck up, dibshit." I reply.
Everyone knows me as one thing, Bam Margera, greatest fucking skater alive.
Suddenly, the bell rang. Oh boy, Mrs. Nielson. I walked into class knowing how much shit I was stepping into. I hadn't done my project with "Ville Valo".
Ville Valo, he's like the worst fucking person to be paired up with, well according to Raab. He said that once they were paired up and that "Vill-uuuh" dude never even talked to him.
Anyway, our project was supposed on organs. How can you discuss organs, especially sexual ones, with a dude who has been said to be gay, how? No fricken way would I work with him.
"I hope you all did you're assignments." Mrs. Nielson looked directly at me, "Our first presentation will be on diseases and it will be by Ryan Dunn, and Chris Raab."
The class snickered. No one calls Raab "Chris" anymore.
Dunn started of the speech and after two seconds it got fricken boring. I'll prolly end up in the principal's office again. I should pitch a tent and stay there forever.
"Next, Brandon Margera and Ville Valo." Mrs. Nielson said half-clapping for Ryan and Raab.
Ville stood up and I did too. Jenn gasped, stupid little bitch thinks I'm incapable of anything.
"Before you begin Ville, how much of this report did Mr. Margera actually do?" Mrs. Nielson asked, hello principal's office.
"Half." WHAT?! He never did that to anyone before. Raab was pissed. He got an "F" when Ville told Mrs. N that he had done nothing.
Why was he sticking up for me? I make fun of people like him. Why?
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Hope you enjoyed my crappy work.
Ville sounds like a moan to me "viluuuh" xD
Happy Birthday __VAM :D
Rating: uhh PG-13 *confused by ratings*
Summary: The new fad, school! *cough* Bam and Ville go to the same school, but have never really "met".
Ahhh, school. There's nothing like being away from Ape's nagging and Phil's, uhh... fatness.
"Hey Braaandon!" my best bud, Dunn, called me jokingly.
"Shut the fuck up, dibshit." I reply.
Everyone knows me as one thing, Bam Margera, greatest fucking skater alive.
Suddenly, the bell rang. Oh boy, Mrs. Nielson. I walked into class knowing how much shit I was stepping into. I hadn't done my project with "Ville Valo".
Ville Valo, he's like the worst fucking person to be paired up with, well according to Raab. He said that once they were paired up and that "Vill-uuuh" dude never even talked to him.
Anyway, our project was supposed on organs. How can you discuss organs, especially sexual ones, with a dude who has been said to be gay, how? No fricken way would I work with him.
"I hope you all did you're assignments." Mrs. Nielson looked directly at me, "Our first presentation will be on diseases and it will be by Ryan Dunn, and Chris Raab."
The class snickered. No one calls Raab "Chris" anymore.
Dunn started of the speech and after two seconds it got fricken boring. I'll prolly end up in the principal's office again. I should pitch a tent and stay there forever.
"Next, Brandon Margera and Ville Valo." Mrs. Nielson said half-clapping for Ryan and Raab.
Ville stood up and I did too. Jenn gasped, stupid little bitch thinks I'm incapable of anything.
"Before you begin Ville, how much of this report did Mr. Margera actually do?" Mrs. Nielson asked, hello principal's office.
"Half." WHAT?! He never did that to anyone before. Raab was pissed. He got an "F" when Ville told Mrs. N that he had done nothing.
Why was he sticking up for me? I make fun of people like him. Why?
---
Hope you enjoyed my crappy work.
Ville sounds like a moan to me "viluuuh" xD
Happy Birthday __VAM :D