130lbs of failure.
One: 'It's not alright..'Two: 'Nobody's listening'Three: 'Difference'Four: 'Sticks'Five: 'Female parts are gross' A/N: Okay in this chapter, you'll see things that are slightly off. Such as the Don vito carboard thing, and the spatuala, and the kittens. This is my story, written whatever way my weird little imagination chooses, so im making this all in the story. Who cares right? You get a tripple dish of kittens, blue spankers and a goddamn lifesize cardboard don vito. So.. shut up and enjoy your vammy bodies out. Also.. i love ville's tummy. just thought i would share. XD
As we entered the house, I heard a large amount of people talking. There were loud screams of laughter, and banging. I could identify female laughter, but no male. My eyes drifted towards Bams, whose head was stuck high in the air, searching for where the sounds were heading from. He looked up at me, smiled and continued farther into the house.
I took this time to glance around. The walls in the kitchen were a cream color, and the countertops white. There was a giant carboard cut-out of some large fat man next to the fridge, and a blue spatula hanging on the wall. There were two small kittens licking out of a red and a blue bowl on the floor, milk surrounding the floor around them. A tabby and a black one. The tabby wore a pink color and the black one wore a neon green one.
We coninued on into the living room area, where the walls were handpainted and the portraits hung all over the walls. Everything looked like it shined with love and care, and I felt my stomache tighten with hunger and my body became weak. My head seemed to spin and my eyesight became blurry. I slowed my pace down, and Bam pulled me more. I groaned slightly, trying to catch up.
Finally we found a group of people in another room, all sitting around laughing.
"Bam! You missed it. Ape just fucken bitch slapped Dunn." A guy yelled, throwing his arms in the air.
A woman let out a large roar and sank down in her seat.
"It hurt. Shut up!" some other man yelled.
Bam laughed, leaving my hand go and walking over to the group.
"Whose that?" The woman asked.
Bam turned and looked at me, smiling.
"Thats Ville. He's new to my school." Bam said, motioning for me to come closer. I slowly stepped foreward. "Ville, this is ape, my mom." he said pointing to the woman who was laughing earlier. "This is Ryan" the man with a hand on his cheek nodded towards me. "Dico and Raab" he said pointing to the last two people.
"Hey" Dico said, reaching his hand out. I looked down at it, before Bam leaned in toward Dico and shook his head.
Dico took his hand away and looked at ryan.
"Me and Ville are gonna go upstairs and hang for a bit, see you later." Bam said, running out of the room, motioning me after him. I slowly followed.
We headed up the stairs, our shadows cascading on the yellowish walls around us. I wondered if I should be wearing my sneakers in the house? I could be tracking mud. At home Dad would kick me in the face for not taking them off when I got in the door. Bam was waiting at the top of the stairs for me. His blue eyes looking down as I tried getting up without falling down the whole flight. My arms circled around my waist when I reached the top, now looking down on him.
"Lets go to my room. I've got this kickass CD that you'll love."
I followed him into a dark green room, the bed spread black and the walls covered in posters of bands.
He pulled open a case, putting the cd inside a large plyer, turned through the numbers before stopping on one.
Cky filled the room and I put my body weight on my left leg, slouching a bit. The pain in my stomache went to my head, and i felt it pound rapidly.
"Cky. Great band. This song is-"
"Close Yet Far. I know."
Bams smile widened.
"You've heard of em? My brothers the drummer. How rad is that?"
"Pretty rad" I said, almost more dryly than i meant.
He grimaced before sitting down on his bed.
"Do you.. find me annoying or something?" He asked.
I shook my head.
"Think i talk too much?"
I shook my head again.
"Think my room smells weird?" He laughed.
I smiled slightly, shaking my head again.
"Then.. why so.. awkward?"
I shrugged.
He patted the seat next to him and I sat, a little further away, on the bed.
"Look, Ville. If you think.. just because im gay.. im gonna put the moves on you.. im not. I mean.. unless you wanted to. Not that. im attracted to yo- or.. that your.. ugl- i mean.. your not ugly.. your cute.. i mean.. i dont want you to.." He stumbled on his words, shaking his head. "I suck with this type of shit man."
I inhaled, as i felt his hand on mine.
"I like you. I see a good friendship here, if you'd let me in. Im not saying 'fuck me now on my bed' im just saying.. let me get to know you. as friends."
I looked at him, pulling my hand away.
I nodded, and he smiled.
"Good! Now, lets fuck."
My head shot up and he burst out laughing.
"Just kidding."