Life Is Still Sucky
Title: Cherry-Flavored Popsicles
Author: myforgottenpain
Rating: PG-17 Things get smutty pretty quickly....
Pairing: Vam all the way!
Summary: Bam decides to surprise Ville with his favorite frozen treat. But will he get more then what he bargained for?
Disclaimer: I don't own anything connected to HIM, Ville Valo, or Bam Margera. Nor do I imply that in reality they are anything but friends. I, however, could not pass up a great idea for a fan fiction!
Warnings: You may never look at popsicles the same way again.
Authors Notes: This is sort of an interlude between 'Love On The Rocks' and the actual sequel which will be called: 'Shout In The Night.'
Bam couldn't remember what Phil has said to him in the last ten minutes or so. He was staring at the wall behind Phil's head, imagining Ville's naked body, and what he could be doing to it right now. Instead he was sitting in his office, with his father, who was definitely not his sexy boyfriend, in any shape or form. Which was probably a good thing, that would be weird and disgusting. Bam groaned and leaned forward, hitting his head on his keyboard.
Phil chuckled, "Come on Bam, the longer you throw a fit, the longer it's going to take to get through all of this."
Bam whined, sitting up, but sort of hunching to the one side as he looked at his father. "Haven't I done enough for today? Look at all the shit we've done! You know we won't finish it all tonight."
Phil sighed and nodded, "I know we won’t..." Bam's head shot up, his eyes were wide and hopeful. "That's why I want to get as much done now, so you can go and play tomorrow." Bam slammed his hands on the table.
"Tomorrow? Tomorrow? What about today?" Bam exclaimed, flopping back into his seat, sliding down into it, so his arms dangled over the arms of the chair at a weird angle.
Phil was all too used to Bam's dramatic behavior to take any pity on him now. Not that he didn't understand why Bam's work had piled up. Or even why he wanted to be anywhere else but here. But Phil needed to keep Bam focused on his work or they would be in serous trouble. Sex would just have to wait. "Come on Bam. Work with me on this."
Bam rubbed his face with his hands and then ran them through his hair. He scooted closer to his father, looking like a wild man. "Alright... what's the next item up for debate?" Bam listened to his father for several minutes and even got a little work done, but before he knew it, his thoughts were drifting upstairs again. To satin sheets and pale flesh and penetrating green eyes. It wasn't long before his father’s voice was just a dull droning sound in the back of his thoughts.
"Bam.... Bam...” Phil pulled his eyes away from the paper when Bam didn't answer him. He looked to his son and chuckled. Bam was blatantly staring straight ahead, his eyes glazed over. He was chewing on his pen and his cheeks were dusted with a faint pink color. He waved his hand in front of Bam's face, chuckling some more when he didn't get a response.
"Lunch will be done soon," April said, peeking in on them. She brought them in some drinks and kissed Bam on the cheek before leaving.
Bam blinked several times and looked around like he had completely forgotten what he was doing. "Huh?"
Phil chuckled, "Lunch will be done soon." He cracked open the seal on his soda and drank from it.
Bam grinned, "Does that mean I can take a break? Like... a half an hour break?" Bam asked, on the edge of his seat with excitement. "Because you will want to enjoy your lunch right? Take your time... savor the moment? Maybe you should take a whole hour? That might be nice, wouldn't it? I have an idea! Take Ape out, she would really like that." Bam said, nodding a little, as he tried to convince his father to take his time.
Phil chuckled some more, "That might be nice..." He didn't get a chance to finish because Bam was already standing.
"You should take Ape out... my treat. Here take some money." He yanked bills out and threw them at Phil. "Take my credit card too... just in case you decide to be gone for a while." He paused and then tossed his whole wallet at Phil. "You should just take the whole thing."
Phil chuckled and put Bam's wallet back together, tossing it to the desk top. "I suppose we can break for a short lunch..." Bam didn't wait for the rest; he was already out the door and halfway down the hall. Phil chuckled and slowly got up and followed his easily excitable son. Phil walked into the kitchen and had just kissed Ape on the cheek when they heard...
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Walking into the living room, they watched as Bam dropped to his knees. He hunched forward, pressing his face against the wood floor, his arms on either side of his legs. Jonna and Missy walked quickly over to Phil and Ape, while Ville stopped in front of Bam. He was completely dressed and smelled fresh and clean. He smiled down at Bam, feeling a little bad now for playing such a dirty trick on his young lover. He had delayed for as long as he could, taking, what he thought to be, the longest bath in recorded history. "Awww... my poor Bam Bam," Ville said, as Bam cried dramatically, with no real tears.
Bam pulled himself up on Ville's legs, but remained kneeling. Gripping onto Ville's pants, he arched his back so he could toss his head back. He wailed louder now and Ville covered his mouth to hide his grin. Bam sniffled loudly and pulled Ville close. He pressed his face against Ville's stomach, reaching up so he could grip, and pull on Ville's shirt. "YOU'RE DRESSED!"
Ville smiled at Bam, gently running his hand through his hair. "You lost the bet love. Sorry, no popsicle for you."
"Of course he is." April put in, causing Bam to peek at her. He was pouting as he continued to cling to Ville. She let her eyes rest on the ever dramatic skater, crossing her arms. "He can't be naked all of the time."
Bam pouted more, inching one of his hands around Ville to try and grab his ass. "Who said so?" Bam grumbled, jumping when Ville smacked his hand away before he could claim his prize.
"That's a bad Bam..." Ville replied, shaking a finger at him. "Bad Bam... bad." He helped Bam up, taking his hand gently in his own so he could lead Bam to the kitchen. "We have all the time in the world to play." He added, peeking at Bam through the corner of his eyes. Bam was trying to look like he was pouting, hunched over in misery. But Ville knew his man well enough to know, that Bam was totally checking out his ass.
"If things keep going the way they have, we will never get to play," Bam grumbled as they walked into the kitchen. Bam froze in the middle of his step as he watched Ville.
The leggy man pressed his hands against the counter top of the island and slowly slid them forward as he leaned over the hard surface. His legs were spread just far enough apart that he could present his ass out and right in plain view for Bam to admire. For a moment Bam had himself convinced that Ville had done this by accident; that was until Ville peeked over his shoulder. Bam's stomach rolled and his whole body trembled at the look Ville had. His eyes barely open as he admired Bam like he wanted to lick every inch of his body. To amplify that, he ran the tip of his tongue over his full, pouty lips. He mouthed a kiss that turned into a grin as he looked back to April who was dishing out food.
"I hate you." Bam mumbled, his eyes moving back and forth with the gentle movement of Ville's hips.
Ville just smirked, knowing full and well he would get it in the end.
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Author: myforgottenpain
Rating: PG-17 Things get smutty pretty quickly....
Pairing: Vam all the way!
Summary: Bam decides to surprise Ville with his favorite frozen treat. But will he get more then what he bargained for?
Disclaimer: I don't own anything connected to HIM, Ville Valo, or Bam Margera. Nor do I imply that in reality they are anything but friends. I, however, could not pass up a great idea for a fan fiction!
Warnings: You may never look at popsicles the same way again.
Authors Notes: This is sort of an interlude between 'Love On The Rocks' and the actual sequel which will be called: 'Shout In The Night.'
Bam couldn't remember what Phil has said to him in the last ten minutes or so. He was staring at the wall behind Phil's head, imagining Ville's naked body, and what he could be doing to it right now. Instead he was sitting in his office, with his father, who was definitely not his sexy boyfriend, in any shape or form. Which was probably a good thing, that would be weird and disgusting. Bam groaned and leaned forward, hitting his head on his keyboard.
Phil chuckled, "Come on Bam, the longer you throw a fit, the longer it's going to take to get through all of this."
Bam whined, sitting up, but sort of hunching to the one side as he looked at his father. "Haven't I done enough for today? Look at all the shit we've done! You know we won't finish it all tonight."
Phil sighed and nodded, "I know we won’t..." Bam's head shot up, his eyes were wide and hopeful. "That's why I want to get as much done now, so you can go and play tomorrow." Bam slammed his hands on the table.
"Tomorrow? Tomorrow? What about today?" Bam exclaimed, flopping back into his seat, sliding down into it, so his arms dangled over the arms of the chair at a weird angle.
Phil was all too used to Bam's dramatic behavior to take any pity on him now. Not that he didn't understand why Bam's work had piled up. Or even why he wanted to be anywhere else but here. But Phil needed to keep Bam focused on his work or they would be in serous trouble. Sex would just have to wait. "Come on Bam. Work with me on this."
Bam rubbed his face with his hands and then ran them through his hair. He scooted closer to his father, looking like a wild man. "Alright... what's the next item up for debate?" Bam listened to his father for several minutes and even got a little work done, but before he knew it, his thoughts were drifting upstairs again. To satin sheets and pale flesh and penetrating green eyes. It wasn't long before his father’s voice was just a dull droning sound in the back of his thoughts.
"Bam.... Bam...” Phil pulled his eyes away from the paper when Bam didn't answer him. He looked to his son and chuckled. Bam was blatantly staring straight ahead, his eyes glazed over. He was chewing on his pen and his cheeks were dusted with a faint pink color. He waved his hand in front of Bam's face, chuckling some more when he didn't get a response.
"Lunch will be done soon," April said, peeking in on them. She brought them in some drinks and kissed Bam on the cheek before leaving.
Bam blinked several times and looked around like he had completely forgotten what he was doing. "Huh?"
Phil chuckled, "Lunch will be done soon." He cracked open the seal on his soda and drank from it.
Bam grinned, "Does that mean I can take a break? Like... a half an hour break?" Bam asked, on the edge of his seat with excitement. "Because you will want to enjoy your lunch right? Take your time... savor the moment? Maybe you should take a whole hour? That might be nice, wouldn't it? I have an idea! Take Ape out, she would really like that." Bam said, nodding a little, as he tried to convince his father to take his time.
Phil chuckled some more, "That might be nice..." He didn't get a chance to finish because Bam was already standing.
"You should take Ape out... my treat. Here take some money." He yanked bills out and threw them at Phil. "Take my credit card too... just in case you decide to be gone for a while." He paused and then tossed his whole wallet at Phil. "You should just take the whole thing."
Phil chuckled and put Bam's wallet back together, tossing it to the desk top. "I suppose we can break for a short lunch..." Bam didn't wait for the rest; he was already out the door and halfway down the hall. Phil chuckled and slowly got up and followed his easily excitable son. Phil walked into the kitchen and had just kissed Ape on the cheek when they heard...
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Walking into the living room, they watched as Bam dropped to his knees. He hunched forward, pressing his face against the wood floor, his arms on either side of his legs. Jonna and Missy walked quickly over to Phil and Ape, while Ville stopped in front of Bam. He was completely dressed and smelled fresh and clean. He smiled down at Bam, feeling a little bad now for playing such a dirty trick on his young lover. He had delayed for as long as he could, taking, what he thought to be, the longest bath in recorded history. "Awww... my poor Bam Bam," Ville said, as Bam cried dramatically, with no real tears.
Bam pulled himself up on Ville's legs, but remained kneeling. Gripping onto Ville's pants, he arched his back so he could toss his head back. He wailed louder now and Ville covered his mouth to hide his grin. Bam sniffled loudly and pulled Ville close. He pressed his face against Ville's stomach, reaching up so he could grip, and pull on Ville's shirt. "YOU'RE DRESSED!"
Ville smiled at Bam, gently running his hand through his hair. "You lost the bet love. Sorry, no popsicle for you."
"Of course he is." April put in, causing Bam to peek at her. He was pouting as he continued to cling to Ville. She let her eyes rest on the ever dramatic skater, crossing her arms. "He can't be naked all of the time."
Bam pouted more, inching one of his hands around Ville to try and grab his ass. "Who said so?" Bam grumbled, jumping when Ville smacked his hand away before he could claim his prize.
"That's a bad Bam..." Ville replied, shaking a finger at him. "Bad Bam... bad." He helped Bam up, taking his hand gently in his own so he could lead Bam to the kitchen. "We have all the time in the world to play." He added, peeking at Bam through the corner of his eyes. Bam was trying to look like he was pouting, hunched over in misery. But Ville knew his man well enough to know, that Bam was totally checking out his ass.
"If things keep going the way they have, we will never get to play," Bam grumbled as they walked into the kitchen. Bam froze in the middle of his step as he watched Ville.
The leggy man pressed his hands against the counter top of the island and slowly slid them forward as he leaned over the hard surface. His legs were spread just far enough apart that he could present his ass out and right in plain view for Bam to admire. For a moment Bam had himself convinced that Ville had done this by accident; that was until Ville peeked over his shoulder. Bam's stomach rolled and his whole body trembled at the look Ville had. His eyes barely open as he admired Bam like he wanted to lick every inch of his body. To amplify that, he ran the tip of his tongue over his full, pouty lips. He mouthed a kiss that turned into a grin as he looked back to April who was dishing out food.
"I hate you." Bam mumbled, his eyes moving back and forth with the gentle movement of Ville's hips.
Ville just smirked, knowing full and well he would get it in the end.
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http://community.livejournal.com/__vam/3252279.html
http://community.livejournal.com/__vam/3259944.html