The True Story of God, Lucifer and a Man Named Bam
Title: The True Story of God, Lucifer and a Man Named Bam
Pairing: Bam/Lucifer, VAM (Ville/Bam) and others to come.
Rating: PG/PG-13
Disclaimer:Don't own, this never happened, yadda yadda.
Summary: (supposed to be humour but that's for you to decide...) Bam get's kidnapped by the Devil. Summaries give away the story, that's all I'm giving away. sorry.
Previous Chapters:
Ch.1
Ch.2
Ch.3
***Ch.4***
***Lucifers POV***
I just layed there staring at the ceiling for a while. Thoughts of what had happened during the day ran through my mind. Huh, mortals are different creatures indeed, very different from the souls I see get carried to the lake of fire. Bam fell asleep sometime ago. His soft steady breaths making me feel drowsy myself as I to, fell into a restless sleep.
Waking up I found my face inches apart, from a still sleeping Bam. It was intresting to see him sleep. His soft skin smooth against the touch.
"What are you staring at?" Bam said through slitted eyes. Hence causing me to almost fall off the bed, his voice suprised me, I hadn't expected him to say anything at all.
"N-Nothing!" I stuttered trying to regain my composure.
"Sure you were." He said sitting up. "Is it fine with you if I take a bath?" He asked arching an eyebrow.
Grinning I said to him, "Yeah."
"Meaning, Not. With. You." saying each word slowly. He's ruining my fun. But then again, he is in my house, in my realm I think I have the say in what goes and shit.
"Yeah, well here's the bathroom." I said taking one of my nails and making a slicing motion in the air, a white door appearing before us.
"I still have to try and get used to that..." Bam said shaking his head a bit.
"Okay well you should be able to find everything you need in there." I told him.
"Thanks." He said walking into the bathroom, I heard the lock click. To bad he forgot I can teleport in there whenever I desire, Which should be in a couple of minutes. I have to take a bath anyways. I'll go in there when I hear the faucet turn on and the curtain drawn.
Grinning as soon as I heard the curtains drawn and the water go I teleported in the bathroom. I just stood there for a bit listening to him talk to himself out loud, I mean seriously he's in hell now, he has got to stop talking to himself. His mind, and everything else isn't private anymore, nor when he is by himself, in a shower, talking to himself out loud. After standing there for about 2 minutes I stripped off my clothing and pulled the curtain back slowly, as to not startle him with the sudden change of temperature. Getting in I slipped an arm around his bare waist and put my lips up to his ear. "Miss me?"
"Holy shit!" He yelled suprised. He spun around to face my smiling face.
"What? I need a shower." I said to him my smile growing even bigger.
"Get the hell out!" He yelled at me his arms failing to get me to move.
"I like what I see..." I said, looking at him up and down, the water drops trailing down his body.
Wide-eyed he grabbed the towel that was on the towel rack near the shower, not really seeming to care if he got that wet to. But as he did so he gave me a nice view of his ass. "Nice ass by the way Bam." I said smirking. He covered himself up as fast as he could looking back at me angrily.
"I just fucking met you yesterday! And look what you do! You already try and be intimate with me!" He yelled his face full of anger.
Sighing I stared him in the eyes. "Bam, I really really needed a bath since you," I said pointing to him, "Didn't let me take one yesterday because you didn't want to take one last night. Would have made life simpler for you, Bam if you had let me take my bath last night." I told him resting a hand on my hip.
"Bu-" he began.
"No buts. Now I won't try and do anything to you. If you want, I can transform into a woman and make you feel a little more comfortable." I suggested, why the hell did I suggest that?! Fuck, I can be so stupid.
"No. That's fine. I don't even like women! Why would I be comfortable with that?! I'm not comfortable with either choices!" He said flinging his arms up into the air.
"Then you'll just have to make due with what I choose." I said trying to keep a serious face, not to let him show that I was going to enjoy every little bit of it.
"Fine..." He mumbled angrily, "But I'm not taking this towel off!" He said gripping the towel closer to his waist.
"What ever you want." I said smiling at him. The shower wasn't as long as I hoped, though I did watch Bam scrub himself hurridly.
"Ah, come on. Why are you so eager to get out?" I asked him pouting.
"That's because I am not used to taking showers, naked with another man, not to mention you are Lucifer himself." He said jumping out of the shower grabbing a dry towel putting that around his waist letting the wet one drop to the ground.
"Why won't you just get dressed in front of me? You mortals do it all the time in what you call Schools." I said to him raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah, well it's different. You don't have other guys trying to stare at you. 'Cause if you gave any guy a weird look in the locker rooms you get beat up." He said walking out of the bathroom.
"Yeah, so?" I said following him out to my room.
"Well I don't feel comfortable knowing I'm being stared at. Now do you have any clean clothes I can wear?" He asked me clutching the towel.
"I'll only get some clothes if you suck it up and just get undressed in the same room. I mean really I'm naked right now, but I'm not uncomfortable at all." I told him.
"Yeah well... Just turn around when I get dressed." He said his face turning a slight red.
"Oh so you do like my body?" I asked him slipping an arm around his stomach.
"I-I Didn't say that!" He said blushing madly.
"Aww... your so adorable when you blush." I said in a childish voice.
"S-stop!" He said in a do-it-or-else tone.
"What? This?" I asked him leaving a trail of kisses along his jaw-line.
"Yes that!" he let out a moan from his lips when I reached a spot underneath his jawline.
"Okay, I'll get you some clothes." I said stepping away from him, I flicked my wrist again and my closet appeared. I walked in grabbing a pair of white tripp pants I gave them to him, including a black muscle shirt, and navy blue boxers. His face looked a bit dissapointed when I came back with his clothes and mine. "What?" I asked feigning confusion.
"Nothing..." I knew what it was, I geuss he didn't want me to stop but me being who I was, I was just gunna tease him about it. I saw, heard him check my ass out in his head as I got dressed. Upon hearing this I took my time in getting dressed. Turning around I saw that he was still in his towel. Chuckling I asked him, "Bam if you want to go see anything today you're going to have to get dressed."
"Oh, right." He got dressed quickly causing me to give him a dissapointed look.
"Why can't you just let me check you out while you get dressed? I know you were staring at my ass when I was getting dressed, if you want your thoughts guarded you are going to have to learn how to block your mind, because I ain't helping you with that I'm having to much of a good time listening to your thoughts." I said walking by, I slapped him on the ass causing him to let out a little yelp and glare at me.
I heard him mutter to himself about getting me back or something or other. "So where are we going?" he asked me after our long moment of silence whilst taking our long or maybe short walk through the hall. Eh I haven't really noticed how short or long these hallways are, I've lived here ever since the 'Rebellion' happened, so it didn't really faze me.
"It's a suprise, walk faster and stop walking behind me, I like to see you while I'm talking to you instead of looking back." I half commanded, gesturing with my hand for him to catch up.
"Okay..." He muttered shaking his head. He arrived by my side after a couple of seconds. We made our way towards one of the many doors in the Chateau. Putting a hand on the door knob I turned to him before I opened the door.
"Close your eyes, and no peeking. I'll know if you are." I said to him sternly.
"Okay." He said shutting his eyes tight.
"Ready?" I asked him.
"Yes." was his only answer as I opened the door orange light washing over us.
Pairing: Bam/Lucifer, VAM (Ville/Bam) and others to come.
Rating: PG/PG-13
Disclaimer:Don't own, this never happened, yadda yadda.
Summary: (supposed to be humour but that's for you to decide...) Bam get's kidnapped by the Devil. Summaries give away the story, that's all I'm giving away. sorry.
Previous Chapters:
Ch.1
Ch.2
Ch.3
***Ch.4***
***Lucifers POV***
I just layed there staring at the ceiling for a while. Thoughts of what had happened during the day ran through my mind. Huh, mortals are different creatures indeed, very different from the souls I see get carried to the lake of fire. Bam fell asleep sometime ago. His soft steady breaths making me feel drowsy myself as I to, fell into a restless sleep.
Waking up I found my face inches apart, from a still sleeping Bam. It was intresting to see him sleep. His soft skin smooth against the touch.
"What are you staring at?" Bam said through slitted eyes. Hence causing me to almost fall off the bed, his voice suprised me, I hadn't expected him to say anything at all.
"N-Nothing!" I stuttered trying to regain my composure.
"Sure you were." He said sitting up. "Is it fine with you if I take a bath?" He asked arching an eyebrow.
Grinning I said to him, "Yeah."
"Meaning, Not. With. You." saying each word slowly. He's ruining my fun. But then again, he is in my house, in my realm I think I have the say in what goes and shit.
"Yeah, well here's the bathroom." I said taking one of my nails and making a slicing motion in the air, a white door appearing before us.
"I still have to try and get used to that..." Bam said shaking his head a bit.
"Okay well you should be able to find everything you need in there." I told him.
"Thanks." He said walking into the bathroom, I heard the lock click. To bad he forgot I can teleport in there whenever I desire, Which should be in a couple of minutes. I have to take a bath anyways. I'll go in there when I hear the faucet turn on and the curtain drawn.
Grinning as soon as I heard the curtains drawn and the water go I teleported in the bathroom. I just stood there for a bit listening to him talk to himself out loud, I mean seriously he's in hell now, he has got to stop talking to himself. His mind, and everything else isn't private anymore, nor when he is by himself, in a shower, talking to himself out loud. After standing there for about 2 minutes I stripped off my clothing and pulled the curtain back slowly, as to not startle him with the sudden change of temperature. Getting in I slipped an arm around his bare waist and put my lips up to his ear. "Miss me?"
"Holy shit!" He yelled suprised. He spun around to face my smiling face.
"What? I need a shower." I said to him my smile growing even bigger.
"Get the hell out!" He yelled at me his arms failing to get me to move.
"I like what I see..." I said, looking at him up and down, the water drops trailing down his body.
Wide-eyed he grabbed the towel that was on the towel rack near the shower, not really seeming to care if he got that wet to. But as he did so he gave me a nice view of his ass. "Nice ass by the way Bam." I said smirking. He covered himself up as fast as he could looking back at me angrily.
"I just fucking met you yesterday! And look what you do! You already try and be intimate with me!" He yelled his face full of anger.
Sighing I stared him in the eyes. "Bam, I really really needed a bath since you," I said pointing to him, "Didn't let me take one yesterday because you didn't want to take one last night. Would have made life simpler for you, Bam if you had let me take my bath last night." I told him resting a hand on my hip.
"Bu-" he began.
"No buts. Now I won't try and do anything to you. If you want, I can transform into a woman and make you feel a little more comfortable." I suggested, why the hell did I suggest that?! Fuck, I can be so stupid.
"No. That's fine. I don't even like women! Why would I be comfortable with that?! I'm not comfortable with either choices!" He said flinging his arms up into the air.
"Then you'll just have to make due with what I choose." I said trying to keep a serious face, not to let him show that I was going to enjoy every little bit of it.
"Fine..." He mumbled angrily, "But I'm not taking this towel off!" He said gripping the towel closer to his waist.
"What ever you want." I said smiling at him. The shower wasn't as long as I hoped, though I did watch Bam scrub himself hurridly.
"Ah, come on. Why are you so eager to get out?" I asked him pouting.
"That's because I am not used to taking showers, naked with another man, not to mention you are Lucifer himself." He said jumping out of the shower grabbing a dry towel putting that around his waist letting the wet one drop to the ground.
"Why won't you just get dressed in front of me? You mortals do it all the time in what you call Schools." I said to him raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah, well it's different. You don't have other guys trying to stare at you. 'Cause if you gave any guy a weird look in the locker rooms you get beat up." He said walking out of the bathroom.
"Yeah, so?" I said following him out to my room.
"Well I don't feel comfortable knowing I'm being stared at. Now do you have any clean clothes I can wear?" He asked me clutching the towel.
"I'll only get some clothes if you suck it up and just get undressed in the same room. I mean really I'm naked right now, but I'm not uncomfortable at all." I told him.
"Yeah well... Just turn around when I get dressed." He said his face turning a slight red.
"Oh so you do like my body?" I asked him slipping an arm around his stomach.
"I-I Didn't say that!" He said blushing madly.
"Aww... your so adorable when you blush." I said in a childish voice.
"S-stop!" He said in a do-it-or-else tone.
"What? This?" I asked him leaving a trail of kisses along his jaw-line.
"Yes that!" he let out a moan from his lips when I reached a spot underneath his jawline.
"Okay, I'll get you some clothes." I said stepping away from him, I flicked my wrist again and my closet appeared. I walked in grabbing a pair of white tripp pants I gave them to him, including a black muscle shirt, and navy blue boxers. His face looked a bit dissapointed when I came back with his clothes and mine. "What?" I asked feigning confusion.
"Nothing..." I knew what it was, I geuss he didn't want me to stop but me being who I was, I was just gunna tease him about it. I saw, heard him check my ass out in his head as I got dressed. Upon hearing this I took my time in getting dressed. Turning around I saw that he was still in his towel. Chuckling I asked him, "Bam if you want to go see anything today you're going to have to get dressed."
"Oh, right." He got dressed quickly causing me to give him a dissapointed look.
"Why can't you just let me check you out while you get dressed? I know you were staring at my ass when I was getting dressed, if you want your thoughts guarded you are going to have to learn how to block your mind, because I ain't helping you with that I'm having to much of a good time listening to your thoughts." I said walking by, I slapped him on the ass causing him to let out a little yelp and glare at me.
I heard him mutter to himself about getting me back or something or other. "So where are we going?" he asked me after our long moment of silence whilst taking our long or maybe short walk through the hall. Eh I haven't really noticed how short or long these hallways are, I've lived here ever since the 'Rebellion' happened, so it didn't really faze me.
"It's a suprise, walk faster and stop walking behind me, I like to see you while I'm talking to you instead of looking back." I half commanded, gesturing with my hand for him to catch up.
"Okay..." He muttered shaking his head. He arrived by my side after a couple of seconds. We made our way towards one of the many doors in the Chateau. Putting a hand on the door knob I turned to him before I opened the door.
"Close your eyes, and no peeking. I'll know if you are." I said to him sternly.
"Okay." He said shutting his eyes tight.
"Ready?" I asked him.
"Yes." was his only answer as I opened the door orange light washing over us.