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title: Sk8er Boi
rating: pg-13
pairing: the cookie monster and the tooth fairy, of course. Vam, mentions of burton/linde and nudie/raab
summary: if you've ever heard the song you know what it's about.
dedications: To my Lp, just because.
Bam watched as Missy walked across the quad, working up the nerve to talk to her. Finally,he hopped on his bored and skated up to where she was sitting with her friends.
"What do you want?" asked Rachel.
"Missy can I talk to you for a minute?" he said ignoring Rachel.
"Sure, what's up?" Missy said.
"Um.. will you... um... will you go out with me?" Bam asked his last words coming out in a rush.
"With you?" her eyes darted to her friends for an instant. "Of course not, freak!"
With that she flounced back to her friends. Bam stood there for a second before skating away with a dejected slump to his shoulders.
~five years later~
"Today on steve's untitled rock show we have pro-skater turned frontman, Bam Margera. Bam, your band's, Viva la Bam, debut album Love Awful has been at the top of the charts ever since it first aired three months ago. How is that working out? anything new happening in your life..."
Missy tuned out the two's voices and simply stared at Bam. he was a little more matured, had a few new tattoos but was still basicaly the same.
"......having a concert in your hometown."
Missy's focus was caught by these words.
"Yeah, we're gonna be playing in West Chester the day after tomorrow. I wonder how they'll react to seeing us again?" he laughed.
"Well that's all the time we have for today, so i'll see ya man. rock on."
"Yeah later."
She picked up the phone and called Rachel.
"yeah?"
"Rachel? It's Missy. I was just watching s.u.r.s. and.."
"Omg! Didn't Bam look hot? I'm going to see him, what about you?"
"No, I couldn't get a ticket."
"Well, don't worry about it, i've got an extra one you can use."
~two days later~
Missy stared with adoring eyes at the man she had had a secret crush on all through high school. when she had first seen them come on she had been suprised at who was in the band.
Ryan Dunn, the schools star half-back on guitar, Brandon Dicamillo on back up guitar, Chris Raab, the prom king, on bass guitar. Rake Yohn, the science nerd on key board and Brandon "Nudie" Novak on drums, with Bam doing the vocals.
After the show she had asked one of her friends in the club management to get her backstage.
"Hey Bam!"
Bam turned around.
"Missy? wow, hey how've you been?"
"I've been o.k., you?"
"Pretty damn good, well, once I got away from that hell hole of a school."
They chatted for a few minutes before a gorgeous man came up and wrapped his arms around Bam's waist, kissing his neck.
"Hey Bammie." the man purred, his voice like liquid sex.
"Willa!" Bam turned around in his embrace and kissed him deeply. "What are you doing here? I thought you guys were on tour..."
"We were but we had to cancel, Burton and Linde both caught mono."
"Well if they could learn to not remain so constantly attached at the mouth you wouldn't have that problem, would you?"
"Like you can talk, you know that every second they can Novak and Raab are playing tonsil hockey."
Missy let out a snort of amusement, which brought the men's attention back to her.
"Oh Missy, this is Ville, my boyfriend. Ville this is Missy, she..."
"Is she the one who broke your heart?" Ville said eyes narrowing.
"uh..Yeah...but.. I mean..."
"I know all I need or wish to know about her." Ville kissed his neck again. "I'll be waiting for you, don't be too long."
"Love Awful is about me, isn't it?"
"...yeah."
"Goodbye Bam."
rating: pg-13
pairing: the cookie monster and the tooth fairy, of course. Vam, mentions of burton/linde and nudie/raab
summary: if you've ever heard the song you know what it's about.
dedications: To my Lp, just because.
Bam watched as Missy walked across the quad, working up the nerve to talk to her. Finally,he hopped on his bored and skated up to where she was sitting with her friends.
"What do you want?" asked Rachel.
"Missy can I talk to you for a minute?" he said ignoring Rachel.
"Sure, what's up?" Missy said.
"Um.. will you... um... will you go out with me?" Bam asked his last words coming out in a rush.
"With you?" her eyes darted to her friends for an instant. "Of course not, freak!"
With that she flounced back to her friends. Bam stood there for a second before skating away with a dejected slump to his shoulders.
~five years later~
"Today on steve's untitled rock show we have pro-skater turned frontman, Bam Margera. Bam, your band's, Viva la Bam, debut album Love Awful has been at the top of the charts ever since it first aired three months ago. How is that working out? anything new happening in your life..."
Missy tuned out the two's voices and simply stared at Bam. he was a little more matured, had a few new tattoos but was still basicaly the same.
"......having a concert in your hometown."
Missy's focus was caught by these words.
"Yeah, we're gonna be playing in West Chester the day after tomorrow. I wonder how they'll react to seeing us again?" he laughed.
"Well that's all the time we have for today, so i'll see ya man. rock on."
"Yeah later."
She picked up the phone and called Rachel.
"yeah?"
"Rachel? It's Missy. I was just watching s.u.r.s. and.."
"Omg! Didn't Bam look hot? I'm going to see him, what about you?"
"No, I couldn't get a ticket."
"Well, don't worry about it, i've got an extra one you can use."
~two days later~
Missy stared with adoring eyes at the man she had had a secret crush on all through high school. when she had first seen them come on she had been suprised at who was in the band.
Ryan Dunn, the schools star half-back on guitar, Brandon Dicamillo on back up guitar, Chris Raab, the prom king, on bass guitar. Rake Yohn, the science nerd on key board and Brandon "Nudie" Novak on drums, with Bam doing the vocals.
After the show she had asked one of her friends in the club management to get her backstage.
"Hey Bam!"
Bam turned around.
"Missy? wow, hey how've you been?"
"I've been o.k., you?"
"Pretty damn good, well, once I got away from that hell hole of a school."
They chatted for a few minutes before a gorgeous man came up and wrapped his arms around Bam's waist, kissing his neck.
"Hey Bammie." the man purred, his voice like liquid sex.
"Willa!" Bam turned around in his embrace and kissed him deeply. "What are you doing here? I thought you guys were on tour..."
"We were but we had to cancel, Burton and Linde both caught mono."
"Well if they could learn to not remain so constantly attached at the mouth you wouldn't have that problem, would you?"
"Like you can talk, you know that every second they can Novak and Raab are playing tonsil hockey."
Missy let out a snort of amusement, which brought the men's attention back to her.
"Oh Missy, this is Ville, my boyfriend. Ville this is Missy, she..."
"Is she the one who broke your heart?" Ville said eyes narrowing.
"uh..Yeah...but.. I mean..."
"I know all I need or wish to know about her." Ville kissed his neck again. "I'll be waiting for you, don't be too long."
"Love Awful is about me, isn't it?"
"...yeah."
"Goodbye Bam."