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I decited to actully write something so here it is please be nice its my first.
Title: The school adventures of Ville and Bam
Author: bam_valo666
Pairing: Vam
Rating: Its not really bad so I guess G
Summary: Not really good at these but let’s just say Ville and Bam are kids and they have some fun in school.
Disclaimer: I know I own the cloths on my back, I think. I don’t own Ville or Bam because if I did I would be dead right now, dead in a good way.
~9:00 am ~
“Hey Ville Mrs. Hopkins is switching seats today. Were do you think she’s going to sit us?” Bam asked Ville while waiting in line to get into the other class room.
“I don’t know Bammie but I hope she sits us next to each other so we can have some fun today.” Ville said
Every morning Ville and Bam’s class would switch to go to math. Bam was never really good in math but Ville was a wiz in math. Mrs. Hopkins would get angry because she knew Ville and Bam were not listening but Ville had an A in her class while Bam had a D-. Mrs. Hopkins could never complain to Ville’s parents that he wasn’t paying attention in class even thought it was the truth but even though Ville still passed her class. But Mrs. Hopkins could always complain to Bam’s parents that he wouldn’t pay attention and he was failing her class.
While they entered the room Mrs. Hopkins told the children to stand in the back of the classroom so she could call there name and they could be seated. Ville and Bam were in the back talking about what they were going to do. Mrs. Hopkins called Ville’s name and told him he was going to sit in the corner of the room in the first desk. Ville herd her and he walked over to his desk and set his books down. But Bam was still talking to his other friends and didn’t notice that Mrs. Hopkins had called his name until Dico said “Hey Bam Mrs. Hopkins called your name your sitting next to Ville.” When Bam was walking over to his seat Mrs. Hopkins said “Bam your standing It’ll teach you to pay attention next time.” So Bam being his sarcastic self he walked back to the back of the classroom and threw his books on the floor and sat on the floor cross legged. He wouldn’t give into Mrs. Hopkins he new she was trying to make his life miserable but he didn’t cave.
After about 10 minuets Mrs. Hopkins said “Bam you may now take your seat next to Ville and next time pay attention.”
“Bite me” Bam mumbled under his breath. He walked over to his seat next to Ville and sat down.
“Mrs. Hopkins made a very bad decision seating us next to each other.” Ville whispered to Bam.
“Let’s thank her for sitting us next to each other. Did you bring the TNT pop it’s?” Bam asked Ville
“Yeah, there right here” Ville reached inside his pencil pouch and pulled out a little black baggy a inside were little pop it noise makers.
“So the plan is You go up to Mrs. Hopkins desk and distract her and I’ll crawl under her desk and ill set the pop its under her feet and I’ll tap your foot when I’m done. Ok?” Bam Told Ville
“Ok I got it.”
So Ville got his math book a flipped to a random page and walked up to Mrs. Hopkins desk.
“Umm excuse me Mrs. Hopkins I don’t understand this.” Ville lied to Mrs. Hopkins and put the book in front of her face.
Bam saw this opportunity and grabbed the little black bag full of pop its and laid on his stomach and started crawling under Mrs. Hopkins desk. Ville was always the one to distract the teachers because he was just as tall as the teachers so he could block there view and they liked him more than they liked Bam. If Bam walked up and asked them a question they knew something was going on because Bam never asks for help.
So Bam was under Mrs. Hopkins desk and Ville saw him crawl under her desk and Bam gave him a thumbs up. So Bam planted the pop its all around her feet and all around her chair. After he was done he crawled back out and tapped Ville’s foot and crawled back to his desk. Once he sat at his desk Ville saw him and told Mrs. Hopkins that he understood the math problem now and went back to his seat.
They sat there and Ville thought it would be good for him to start the work on the board because Mrs. Hopkins wasn‘t about to move for awhile. So there were 5 problems that were easy for him to do so he finished before Bam and gave him the answers. Once the clock hit five minuets before recess Mrs. Hopkins told the class that she would call out the child’s name that would do the problem on the board.
So she scooted her chair back to reach for the cards that had the names of all the children on them and soon enough. POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP!!! All the kids in the class laughed up to the point of tears and Ville and Bam were laughing so hard there stomach’s started to hurt.
Mrs. Hopkins on the other hand was not amused so she stood up and there they were again. POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP!!! That was the first time everyone saw the teacher jump. She probably jumped 5 feet in the air. Then the bell rang signaling recess and Ville and Bam ran out of there hoping the teacher didn’t find them. But soon enough around lunch time the principal found the two boys playing flag football with there other friends.
The principal grabbed both boys by the ear and dragged them to her office. Bam and Ville both got a behavior notice for there parents to sign and detention for the whole week. Bam and Ville didn’t care. After they got out of detention they were discussing there next prank to pull.
~END!~
I know it’s not great but its my first. So…..BLAH! Oh and comments are nice J
Title: The school adventures of Ville and Bam
Author: bam_valo666
Pairing: Vam
Rating: Its not really bad so I guess G
Summary: Not really good at these but let’s just say Ville and Bam are kids and they have some fun in school.
Disclaimer: I know I own the cloths on my back, I think. I don’t own Ville or Bam because if I did I would be dead right now, dead in a good way.
~9:00 am ~
“Hey Ville Mrs. Hopkins is switching seats today. Were do you think she’s going to sit us?” Bam asked Ville while waiting in line to get into the other class room.
“I don’t know Bammie but I hope she sits us next to each other so we can have some fun today.” Ville said
Every morning Ville and Bam’s class would switch to go to math. Bam was never really good in math but Ville was a wiz in math. Mrs. Hopkins would get angry because she knew Ville and Bam were not listening but Ville had an A in her class while Bam had a D-. Mrs. Hopkins could never complain to Ville’s parents that he wasn’t paying attention in class even thought it was the truth but even though Ville still passed her class. But Mrs. Hopkins could always complain to Bam’s parents that he wouldn’t pay attention and he was failing her class.
While they entered the room Mrs. Hopkins told the children to stand in the back of the classroom so she could call there name and they could be seated. Ville and Bam were in the back talking about what they were going to do. Mrs. Hopkins called Ville’s name and told him he was going to sit in the corner of the room in the first desk. Ville herd her and he walked over to his desk and set his books down. But Bam was still talking to his other friends and didn’t notice that Mrs. Hopkins had called his name until Dico said “Hey Bam Mrs. Hopkins called your name your sitting next to Ville.” When Bam was walking over to his seat Mrs. Hopkins said “Bam your standing It’ll teach you to pay attention next time.” So Bam being his sarcastic self he walked back to the back of the classroom and threw his books on the floor and sat on the floor cross legged. He wouldn’t give into Mrs. Hopkins he new she was trying to make his life miserable but he didn’t cave.
After about 10 minuets Mrs. Hopkins said “Bam you may now take your seat next to Ville and next time pay attention.”
“Bite me” Bam mumbled under his breath. He walked over to his seat next to Ville and sat down.
“Mrs. Hopkins made a very bad decision seating us next to each other.” Ville whispered to Bam.
“Let’s thank her for sitting us next to each other. Did you bring the TNT pop it’s?” Bam asked Ville
“Yeah, there right here” Ville reached inside his pencil pouch and pulled out a little black baggy a inside were little pop it noise makers.
“So the plan is You go up to Mrs. Hopkins desk and distract her and I’ll crawl under her desk and ill set the pop its under her feet and I’ll tap your foot when I’m done. Ok?” Bam Told Ville
“Ok I got it.”
So Ville got his math book a flipped to a random page and walked up to Mrs. Hopkins desk.
“Umm excuse me Mrs. Hopkins I don’t understand this.” Ville lied to Mrs. Hopkins and put the book in front of her face.
Bam saw this opportunity and grabbed the little black bag full of pop its and laid on his stomach and started crawling under Mrs. Hopkins desk. Ville was always the one to distract the teachers because he was just as tall as the teachers so he could block there view and they liked him more than they liked Bam. If Bam walked up and asked them a question they knew something was going on because Bam never asks for help.
So Bam was under Mrs. Hopkins desk and Ville saw him crawl under her desk and Bam gave him a thumbs up. So Bam planted the pop its all around her feet and all around her chair. After he was done he crawled back out and tapped Ville’s foot and crawled back to his desk. Once he sat at his desk Ville saw him and told Mrs. Hopkins that he understood the math problem now and went back to his seat.
They sat there and Ville thought it would be good for him to start the work on the board because Mrs. Hopkins wasn‘t about to move for awhile. So there were 5 problems that were easy for him to do so he finished before Bam and gave him the answers. Once the clock hit five minuets before recess Mrs. Hopkins told the class that she would call out the child’s name that would do the problem on the board.
So she scooted her chair back to reach for the cards that had the names of all the children on them and soon enough. POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP!!! All the kids in the class laughed up to the point of tears and Ville and Bam were laughing so hard there stomach’s started to hurt.
Mrs. Hopkins on the other hand was not amused so she stood up and there they were again. POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP!!! That was the first time everyone saw the teacher jump. She probably jumped 5 feet in the air. Then the bell rang signaling recess and Ville and Bam ran out of there hoping the teacher didn’t find them. But soon enough around lunch time the principal found the two boys playing flag football with there other friends.
The principal grabbed both boys by the ear and dragged them to her office. Bam and Ville both got a behavior notice for there parents to sign and detention for the whole week. Bam and Ville didn’t care. After they got out of detention they were discussing there next prank to pull.
~END!~
I know it’s not great but its my first. So…..BLAH! Oh and comments are nice J