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Title- VAM Bam
Rating-R
Vam
Summary- There is no plot other than Bam is hooked on Vam fics.
I own no one The stories I mentioned belong to the authors amaroqwolf_inc and vagueangel.
One-shot
“Dunn have you seen Bam anywhere?” Ville asked as he came downstairs. He had been looking for the younger man for over half an hour. “Yeah I think he’s in the editing room, he’s been in there a lot lately for some weird reason.”
“Ok thanks I’ll see if I can get him out of there” Ville said before walking down the hall where he knew Bam’s editing room was.
The door was closed and Ville could hear the sound of frantic typing and Bam slurping from a cola can. The Finn was about to ask Bam if he could come in when he heard a weird high pitched squeal come from inside, more frantic typing for a moment and then silence.
Without so much as a small knock Ville opened the door and was surprised to see Bam hugging his computer monitor with a smile on his face.
“Bam what the hell are you doing?” The Finn asked.
Bam jumped away from his computer in surprise and began to blush as he saw his friend standing in the doorway. “Did you take acid?” Ville asked.
“No and stop quoting Haggard for fucks sake” Bam said hoping to quickly change the subject.
‘Then why were you hugging your computer?” Ville asked not caring that he quoted the movie.
“Uh well…” Bam trailed off as the annoying MSN ping started back up. The older man watched as Bam sat back down in front of the computer and began to type something.
“Who are you talking to?” Ville asked as he began to make his way over to Bam.
The skater quickly put his hands over the monitor and yelled “GOD!”
Ville looked at him like he’d lost his mind “God?”
“Yeah uh God he um well…” Bam trailed off again before smiling innocently.
“Are you looking at porn?” the Finn asked as he crossed his arms over his chest.
“If it’ll get you to leave me alone then yes” Bam said getting a tad bit uncomfortable.
Ville sighed and shook his head, “My Bammie’s ditching me for porn how depressing.”
Bam looked at Ville upset “I’m not ditching you for porn I just…well…”
The singer grinned before lurching forward and tickling Bam. “AH Willa stop get off” Bam yelled through his laughter as they both fell to the floor.
“AH HA I WIN!” Ville yelled as he sat down in the computer chair and began to look at Bam’s conversation.
“Uh Bammie if I may ask…What in the fuck?” Ville asked as he looked at the AIM conversation in front of him.
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
I still want someone to write Bam being Sailor Moon
<32gram says:
0_0
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
*pout*
<32gram says:
haha
<32gram says:
...yeah
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
Mini-skirts... And Novak as a Sailor Scout
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
(Snerks) Hey bad enough I wrote Bam as Dora the Explorere and now I'm writing him as Blue from Blue's clues
<32gram says:
OH God :: tries to scrub Novak in a mini skirt from mind::
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
Cause it's Bam's clues Bam's clues!
<32gram says:
lol
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
Vam in a mini skirt is hawt. Dun deny it
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
Ooo Ville in a Mini skirt....(Drools) FUCK MY KEYBOARD!!
<32gram says:
Willa in a mini skirt maybe
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
Nooo. Ville has to be Tuxedo Mask damnit!
<32gram says:
hmmm that's fucking hott
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
**Giggels**
<32gram says:
no not tuxedo mask
<32gram says:
he fucked everybody
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
Did not
<32gram says:
did too
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
Hot man in a mini skirt...(Hops around singing)
<32gram says:
lol
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
He only fucked Serena... They have a daughter together living with Serena from the future. He couldn't fuck around since Serena was his future baby's momma
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
XDDD
<32gram says:
:: rolls eyes:: trust me I've seen the non watered down version
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
::Blinx::
<32gram says:
EVERYBODY FUCKED EVERRYONE ELSE
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
You mean the porno one
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
(Ish lost)
<32gram says:
yeah
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
XDDD
<32gram says:
:: pets wolfie::
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
Well it wasn't as good. I beat the porn one didn't have singing!
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
(Purrs)
<32gram says:
lol
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
OOo I Love this song! (Grins)
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
I so need to work on Lost in Contraption,
<32gram says:
AHHH sexy man in doorway gimme a sec
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
I downloaded S Club 7 songs
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
Okay! (grins)
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
Oooh sexy man!
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
Hey, Riku...I smell like Cotton Candy!!
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
Yum!
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
Can I eat you?
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
XD
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
No, only Chad can
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
;_;
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
But you sound so yummy...
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
FINE!
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
I am Yummy!! But I want Chad!!
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
I'm gonna go back to oogling Jonne and living in my fangirly fantasy with a totally devoted boyfriend who looks just like him
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
Bird man.
<32gram says:
meh this is gonna take a sec
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
ok
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
Tch ditch us for a man!
<32gram says:
chut up
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
chut chut chut
Bam laughed nervously as he lay on the floor, trying to figure a way out of this embarrassing situation. Ville minimized the conversation in slight shock and his eyes rested on a story called Razorblade Romance by vagueangel.
“NOOOO” Bam yelled as he jumped up and covered Ville’s eyes with his hands.
“Bam get off of me. What was that I saw your name?” Ville said as he struggled to get Bam off of him.
“You can’t read that you’re just a beginner it’ll cause your brain to asplode” Bam said as he used his other hand to click out of that story.
“A beginner at what?” Ville asked as he managed to get free from Bam.
The skater smiled “At Vam.”
Ville looked at his grinning friend, confused “What the fuck is Vam?”
“True Love” Bam said simply “Or so the vamgirls say.”
Bam leaned over his friend and clicked on another link “You have a Live Journal?” Ville asked.
“Yep, it’s the last place anyone would think I’d be” Bam said as he tapped his head with his finger “Always thinking.”
“Uh huh so you still haven’t told me what the hell this Vam is” Ville said trying to figure out what the word could mean.
Bam ignored the older man as he clicked on another link “Here this one won’t make your brain aspolde…well Ionno it might cause you’re a weird goth guy and this is fluffy as fluff gets so your eyes might bleed…” again Bam trailed off as Ville listened to his babbling.
The skater sighed and turned Ville’s head to stare at the computer monitor “Just read m’kay” he said before walking out of the room.
Ville sighed and stared at the computer screen surprised to see that the title of the story was ‘Bam the explorer’ by amaroqwolf_inc.
Bam walks into View with Dico hopping along behind him. Bam is dressed in a pink T-shirt and orange shorts. He looked down at himself and wrinkles his nose but sighs softly and looks at Dico who just shrugs as a response.
“Hi, I’m Bam the Explorer,” He said in a loud voice.
“What in the fuck” Ville yelled.
The Finn looked at the screen. “Bam this is really weird…what the fuck I’m Swiper the Fox how the hell did that happen.”
“TACOS!!!” Bam yelled as he ran into the room with a Taco Bell bag.
Ville looked at him “Are you on acid.”
Bam looked around “…yes…”
“Thought so” Ville sighed before looking back at the screen. “This still doesn’t tell me what the fuck Vam is.”
“It’s true love” Bam yelled “See when you take my name and your name and you squish em together like so” the young man slammed his hands together squishing his tacos in the process. “And you get Vam and Vam is true love.” Bam said before looking down at his Taco Bell bag.
“AHHHHHH TACOS!!!!!” he yelled as he brought his now crumbly taco out of the bag. “It committed suicide…poor emo taco you had your whole life in front of you.” Bam said.
Ville started to laugh at the absurdity of it all, he was reading a story about his friend being Dora the Explorer and he was Swiper the fox, he just learned that if you squished his and Bam’s name together you get Vam and apparently Vam is true love, now Bam was crying over his emo taco.
“Shut up, move I have to tell Wolfie and Riku they care that my taco committed suicide” Bam said. Ville just sat there laughing as Bam came over to him and huffed. “Fine” he said before sitting in the Finn’s lap.
“Get off me Bammie” Ville said still laughing.
“No I gotta tell Wolfie and Riku” Bam said as he brought up the MSN conversation again and typed a message.
<32gram says:
:: cries::
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
Whas wrong?
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
Whats wrong sweetie?
<32gram says:
:: sniff:: my taco committed suicide
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
WHY? OMG Sweetie! *petsu*
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
omg... I'm listening to S Club 7
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
*sniggle*
<32gram says:
Ionno it didn't like me and the hott guy in the door way is laughing at me
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
Teh bastard!
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
You should go sex him up. xDDDD
<32gram says:
lol
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
You should totally!
<32gram says:
:: rolls eyes::
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
And film it so we can watch!!
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
I'd try that myself but I dun any hawt guys
<32gram says:
pervs
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
Totally
“They don’t know you’re who you are do they?” Ville asked.
“Of course they don’t you n’idiot” Bam said “If they did do you really think they’d be very comfortable asking if I want a cocktease about me fucking you or visa versa.”
“A what?” Ville asked his eyes growing huge.
Bam grinned “A cocktease or pricktease whichever, it’s where you take a small bit of the story you’re writing and show your friends so they tell you if it’s good or not.”
“Oh uh yeah of course” Ville said trying to act like he knew what the hell Bam was talking about.
“So there are people out there who believe without doubt that we’re together?” Ville asked.
Bam nodded as he continued to type messages to his online friends “Yep and they write us in the weirdest ways. Like theirs angst and I usually end up killing myself, or you kill yourself, or I kill you or we leave each other. I don’t like angst very much it makes me sad. Then there’s fluff or random crazy fics like the Dora one you just read. I like fluff. It makes me happy and yes I know I’m babbling.”
Ville grew quiet for a moment “How the hell did they figure it out?”
Bam grinned and kissed Ville softly “Cause Vamgirls are smarter than your average fans.”
“I think I want to read some more, maybe we can get some ideas from the sex scenes” Ville said softly as he kissed Bam’s cheek.
“I knew you’d love Vam fics.”
Rating-R
Vam
Summary- There is no plot other than Bam is hooked on Vam fics.
I own no one The stories I mentioned belong to the authors amaroqwolf_inc and vagueangel.
One-shot
“Dunn have you seen Bam anywhere?” Ville asked as he came downstairs. He had been looking for the younger man for over half an hour. “Yeah I think he’s in the editing room, he’s been in there a lot lately for some weird reason.”
“Ok thanks I’ll see if I can get him out of there” Ville said before walking down the hall where he knew Bam’s editing room was.
The door was closed and Ville could hear the sound of frantic typing and Bam slurping from a cola can. The Finn was about to ask Bam if he could come in when he heard a weird high pitched squeal come from inside, more frantic typing for a moment and then silence.
Without so much as a small knock Ville opened the door and was surprised to see Bam hugging his computer monitor with a smile on his face.
“Bam what the hell are you doing?” The Finn asked.
Bam jumped away from his computer in surprise and began to blush as he saw his friend standing in the doorway. “Did you take acid?” Ville asked.
“No and stop quoting Haggard for fucks sake” Bam said hoping to quickly change the subject.
‘Then why were you hugging your computer?” Ville asked not caring that he quoted the movie.
“Uh well…” Bam trailed off as the annoying MSN ping started back up. The older man watched as Bam sat back down in front of the computer and began to type something.
“Who are you talking to?” Ville asked as he began to make his way over to Bam.
The skater quickly put his hands over the monitor and yelled “GOD!”
Ville looked at him like he’d lost his mind “God?”
“Yeah uh God he um well…” Bam trailed off again before smiling innocently.
“Are you looking at porn?” the Finn asked as he crossed his arms over his chest.
“If it’ll get you to leave me alone then yes” Bam said getting a tad bit uncomfortable.
Ville sighed and shook his head, “My Bammie’s ditching me for porn how depressing.”
Bam looked at Ville upset “I’m not ditching you for porn I just…well…”
The singer grinned before lurching forward and tickling Bam. “AH Willa stop get off” Bam yelled through his laughter as they both fell to the floor.
“AH HA I WIN!” Ville yelled as he sat down in the computer chair and began to look at Bam’s conversation.
“Uh Bammie if I may ask…What in the fuck?” Ville asked as he looked at the AIM conversation in front of him.
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
I still want someone to write Bam being Sailor Moon
<32gram says:
0_0
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
*pout*
<32gram says:
haha
<32gram says:
...yeah
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
Mini-skirts... And Novak as a Sailor Scout
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
(Snerks) Hey bad enough I wrote Bam as Dora the Explorere and now I'm writing him as Blue from Blue's clues
<32gram says:
OH God :: tries to scrub Novak in a mini skirt from mind::
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
Cause it's Bam's clues Bam's clues!
<32gram says:
lol
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
Vam in a mini skirt is hawt. Dun deny it
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
Ooo Ville in a Mini skirt....(Drools) FUCK MY KEYBOARD!!
<32gram says:
Willa in a mini skirt maybe
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
Nooo. Ville has to be Tuxedo Mask damnit!
<32gram says:
hmmm that's fucking hott
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
**Giggels**
<32gram says:
no not tuxedo mask
<32gram says:
he fucked everybody
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
Did not
<32gram says:
did too
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
Hot man in a mini skirt...(Hops around singing)
<32gram says:
lol
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
He only fucked Serena... They have a daughter together living with Serena from the future. He couldn't fuck around since Serena was his future baby's momma
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
XDDD
<32gram says:
:: rolls eyes:: trust me I've seen the non watered down version
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
::Blinx::
<32gram says:
EVERYBODY FUCKED EVERRYONE ELSE
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
You mean the porno one
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
(Ish lost)
<32gram says:
yeah
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
XDDD
<32gram says:
:: pets wolfie::
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
Well it wasn't as good. I beat the porn one didn't have singing!
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
(Purrs)
<32gram says:
lol
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
OOo I Love this song! (Grins)
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
I so need to work on Lost in Contraption,
<32gram says:
AHHH sexy man in doorway gimme a sec
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
I downloaded S Club 7 songs
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
Okay! (grins)
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
Oooh sexy man!
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
Hey, Riku...I smell like Cotton Candy!!
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
Yum!
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
Can I eat you?
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
XD
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
No, only Chad can
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
;_;
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
But you sound so yummy...
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
FINE!
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
I am Yummy!! But I want Chad!!
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
I'm gonna go back to oogling Jonne and living in my fangirly fantasy with a totally devoted boyfriend who looks just like him
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
Bird man.
<32gram says:
meh this is gonna take a sec
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
ok
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
Tch ditch us for a man!
<32gram says:
chut up
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
chut chut chut
Bam laughed nervously as he lay on the floor, trying to figure a way out of this embarrassing situation. Ville minimized the conversation in slight shock and his eyes rested on a story called Razorblade Romance by vagueangel.
“NOOOO” Bam yelled as he jumped up and covered Ville’s eyes with his hands.
“Bam get off of me. What was that I saw your name?” Ville said as he struggled to get Bam off of him.
“You can’t read that you’re just a beginner it’ll cause your brain to asplode” Bam said as he used his other hand to click out of that story.
“A beginner at what?” Ville asked as he managed to get free from Bam.
The skater smiled “At Vam.”
Ville looked at his grinning friend, confused “What the fuck is Vam?”
“True Love” Bam said simply “Or so the vamgirls say.”
Bam leaned over his friend and clicked on another link “You have a Live Journal?” Ville asked.
“Yep, it’s the last place anyone would think I’d be” Bam said as he tapped his head with his finger “Always thinking.”
“Uh huh so you still haven’t told me what the hell this Vam is” Ville said trying to figure out what the word could mean.
Bam ignored the older man as he clicked on another link “Here this one won’t make your brain aspolde…well Ionno it might cause you’re a weird goth guy and this is fluffy as fluff gets so your eyes might bleed…” again Bam trailed off as Ville listened to his babbling.
The skater sighed and turned Ville’s head to stare at the computer monitor “Just read m’kay” he said before walking out of the room.
Ville sighed and stared at the computer screen surprised to see that the title of the story was ‘Bam the explorer’ by amaroqwolf_inc.
Bam walks into View with Dico hopping along behind him. Bam is dressed in a pink T-shirt and orange shorts. He looked down at himself and wrinkles his nose but sighs softly and looks at Dico who just shrugs as a response.
“Hi, I’m Bam the Explorer,” He said in a loud voice.
“What in the fuck” Ville yelled.
The Finn looked at the screen. “Bam this is really weird…what the fuck I’m Swiper the Fox how the hell did that happen.”
“TACOS!!!” Bam yelled as he ran into the room with a Taco Bell bag.
Ville looked at him “Are you on acid.”
Bam looked around “…yes…”
“Thought so” Ville sighed before looking back at the screen. “This still doesn’t tell me what the fuck Vam is.”
“It’s true love” Bam yelled “See when you take my name and your name and you squish em together like so” the young man slammed his hands together squishing his tacos in the process. “And you get Vam and Vam is true love.” Bam said before looking down at his Taco Bell bag.
“AHHHHHH TACOS!!!!!” he yelled as he brought his now crumbly taco out of the bag. “It committed suicide…poor emo taco you had your whole life in front of you.” Bam said.
Ville started to laugh at the absurdity of it all, he was reading a story about his friend being Dora the Explorer and he was Swiper the fox, he just learned that if you squished his and Bam’s name together you get Vam and apparently Vam is true love, now Bam was crying over his emo taco.
“Shut up, move I have to tell Wolfie and Riku they care that my taco committed suicide” Bam said. Ville just sat there laughing as Bam came over to him and huffed. “Fine” he said before sitting in the Finn’s lap.
“Get off me Bammie” Ville said still laughing.
“No I gotta tell Wolfie and Riku” Bam said as he brought up the MSN conversation again and typed a message.
<32gram says:
:: cries::
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
Whas wrong?
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
Whats wrong sweetie?
<32gram says:
:: sniff:: my taco committed suicide
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
WHY? OMG Sweetie! *petsu*
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
omg... I'm listening to S Club 7
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
*sniggle*
<32gram says:
Ionno it didn't like me and the hott guy in the door way is laughing at me
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
Teh bastard!
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
You should go sex him up. xDDDD
<32gram says:
lol
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
You should totally!
<32gram says:
:: rolls eyes::
ottergoddes@hotmail.com says:
And film it so we can watch!!
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
I'd try that myself but I dun any hawt guys
<32gram says:
pervs
crazy_lady_riku@hotmail.com says:
Totally
“They don’t know you’re who you are do they?” Ville asked.
“Of course they don’t you n’idiot” Bam said “If they did do you really think they’d be very comfortable asking if I want a cocktease about me fucking you or visa versa.”
“A what?” Ville asked his eyes growing huge.
Bam grinned “A cocktease or pricktease whichever, it’s where you take a small bit of the story you’re writing and show your friends so they tell you if it’s good or not.”
“Oh uh yeah of course” Ville said trying to act like he knew what the hell Bam was talking about.
“So there are people out there who believe without doubt that we’re together?” Ville asked.
Bam nodded as he continued to type messages to his online friends “Yep and they write us in the weirdest ways. Like theirs angst and I usually end up killing myself, or you kill yourself, or I kill you or we leave each other. I don’t like angst very much it makes me sad. Then there’s fluff or random crazy fics like the Dora one you just read. I like fluff. It makes me happy and yes I know I’m babbling.”
Ville grew quiet for a moment “How the hell did they figure it out?”
Bam grinned and kissed Ville softly “Cause Vamgirls are smarter than your average fans.”
“I think I want to read some more, maybe we can get some ideas from the sex scenes” Ville said softly as he kissed Bam’s cheek.
“I knew you’d love Vam fics.”