Monday Strikes Back

[23elevens]

Title: Monday Strikes Back (A Love Me Whenever Side Story #2)
Author: 23elevens
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Word count: 5,012
Characters/pairings: bff!Jongtaekey
Genre: Friendship, Humor
Summary: In which three blondes have a little too much fun with Jessica Jung’s sweet new ride.
Warnings: Character vices, potty-mouths
Disclaimer: I’d like to own these

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[illusions_chan]

*dies laughing* Oh dear lord. Excuse me while I quote a lot of stuff.

"Jessica Jung, I swear, your bony plastic ass will be duly dented and submerged in boiling motherfucking acid and coff-"

“Jessica, if your rack is as fake as it looks you’d come back here and fucking apologise, bitch!”

I might need to memorize these just in case.

"Undead fuckers like their daughter," sounds Jonghyun nonchalantly, and Kibum has to bury his head into the crook of the elder's neck to prevent e explosive giggles from escaping.

"Yeah, I know, but I just wanted to ask in case any of you want to back out," the younger says defensively, peeling back the sticky bit of the crepe paper packet in order to strip the material into long, wavy streamers with his bare hands. "I was gonna do it anyway. That Jessica Jung is really too much to behave like that to our Kibum."

Aww...

"Black is so boring, and is sex all you think about, hyung?"

"Pink windows, anybody?"

"Stick that Scream mask you have on the door handles too." I utterly love your

[23elevens]

AWWWWW BB <3

Feel free to quote and everything, I wouldn't mind because I do that alot too

[illusions_chan]

Just tell me you'll come back to this and let me know what happens after! *begs* ;-;

[23elevens]

Aigo I can't do that promise I'm afraid since this is a chaptered fic and this is just a plus chapter.. But If you want, when I post the part about Jessica finding out about it in future chapters I'll tell you? :D