CHRISTMAS ANGST: AN ITEMISED LIST

Dec 17, 2009 14:07

Time until guests arrive: 7 hours

Living room: tip

Dishes: mountainous

Decorations: none

Tourists on cable car: 1,273,576,847 (approx.)

Standing room: 1' sq.

Time since gainfully employed: 2 months

Possibility of sending relatives more than a Christmas card: laughable

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morbane December 17 2009, 04:12:22 UTC
Oh frick, my friend, would it be of any use if I came over early and helped you clean?

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morbane December 17 2009, 04:13:11 UTC
Well, now I notice that you posted this three hours ago. I feel relieved.

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20thcenturyvole December 17 2009, 05:04:50 UTC
Heh, thanks for the offer, but it should be okay; Sas is being let off an hour early, which means I'll have a little last-minute help. A lot of the mess is Beth and Daniel's leftover crap, and there's nothing we can do with that except strategically shove it out of the way.

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