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Aug 09, 2009 19:16

Clearly I have nothing better to do with my life.

1. Visit the master list, select your favorite 100
2. Post your favorite 100 behind a cut in your LJ (or if you can’t pick 100, as many as you can without going over)
3. Your f-list’s job is to write you comment pr0n for your favorites.


1. Accidental stimulation (proximity and friction; involuntary arousal; situations of adrenaline and reflexes)
2. Adrenaline and crises (pre-, mid-, or post-crisis sex; speed-freaks or adrenaline junkies; near-death experiences; the shadow of impending death--hours, minutes, or moments; see also Situational engineering)
3. Age differences (e.g., older man/younger man pairing)
4. Amazons and strong women (warrior women; women as soldiers, law enforcement figures, or leaders; goddesses; tough, butch, or muscled women; lesbians or dykes; quasi-masculine characteristics in general, such as a boyish body type: slim, athletic, and small-breasted; forcefulness or brusqueness)
5. Anonymous sex (clubbing; glory-holes; alley sex; one-night stands)
6. Anti-heroes (sympathetic villains; villains with principles; noble demons; enemies who keep their word)
7. Aristocracy (aristocratic behaviors, characteristics, and/or identity; chivalry and noblesse oblige; royal blood; elegance or effeteness; dignity; royal courts or castles; imperial cultures; Greco-Roman classicism; dynastic families; gentlemen; aristocrat pairings with houseboys, stable-boys, or secretaries)
8. Asphyxiation (asphyxiophilia; autoerotic asphyxiation; scarfing; choking; breath play)
9. AUs (alternate characterizations and situations; sex between alternates of one character or between different characters; alternates as catalysts for realization of desire; role reversal; darker mirror universe characters; mistaken identity)
10. Bad girls (femme fatales)
11. Baths and water (tubs or jacuzzis; hot springs; bath houses or steam rooms; the ocean; swimming pools)
12. Begging or offering (begging or pleading for mercy, for sexual release, to be taken; a character offering himself)
13. Bisexuality
14. Biting (marking, nipping)
15. Blindness
16. Blowjobs (oral sex, fellatio)
17. Bodyguard scenarios
18. Bondage
19. Bonds (telepathic or empathic; psychic links)
20. Breath (as a caress; hitching or ragged; indrawn breath or gasps; sighs)
21. Childlike characteristics (innocence and simplicity; playfulness; boyishness and mischievousness; wounded child characters; orphans)
22. Claiming or establishing ownership (private or public; by gesture, word, or ritual; with sex; with a collar and leash; with scent-marking or by biting)
23. Clumsiness (awkwardness; overeagerness; during sex or in general)
24. Conflicts and challenges (war and combat in general; sieges; jousting; gladiatorial games; wrestling and sparring; duels of honor; bets and sports competitions; romantic rivalries; seduction viewed as a challenge; misunderstandings and fights; break-ups; traded insults; stormy relationships; family strife; personality clashes; cultural differences; philosophical disagreements)
25. Cross-dressing (forced or voluntary)
26. Dancing [this one is ALL RYAN'S FAULT]
27. Delayed gratification
28. Disabilities or infirmities (limp; damaged or missing limb; chronic pain; stutters)
29. Disorders (phobias; neuroses)
30. Dominance and submission
31. Ensembles (elite teams of explorers, spies, law enforcement figures, etc; sentai; military squadrons; skilled teams operating like clockwork, such as when pulling off a heist; bands of rebels; surrogate families; motley characters thrown together by fate)
32. Fetishes for objects not listed elsewhere (glasses, eyepatches)
33. First times (first time between two individuals; losing virginity/cherry; first time doing a particular act; first time with a particular gender)
34. Foreplay
35. Friction or frottage (naked or clothed; masturbatory or with partner; cocks rubbing together; tribadism; intercrural sex; someone rubbing off on sheets while giving head or being fucked; itchiness and scratching; chafing clothes; friction while on horseback or riding a motorcycle; accidental contact)
36. Geeks and nebbishes (Peter Parker or Clark Kent characters; computer geeks; lab rats; nerds; intellectuals; personal secretaries; sidekicks; men in glasses; oddballs and eccentrics)
37. Gender themes (gender confusion; sex changes; genderfucks; hermaphrodites; cross-dressing or other forms of genderbending; drag queens and transvestites; androgyny; forced feminization; butch/femme; tomboys)
38. Guns and gun-play (guns as fetish objects; gun-battles as flirting or foreplay; guns used for sexual penetration; games of Russian Roulette; see also Military fetishization)
39. Hand fetishization (slender, long-fingered hands; steady hands; calluses; fists clenching in sheets)
40. Handjobs
41. Historical and period settings
42. Hot spots (a special spot that make someone crazy when stimulated, such as the vampire spot on the neck, the backs of the knees, the inner arms, navel, or earlobes)
43. Imprisonment, erotic (cages, cells, closets, coffins, etc)
44. Insanity (involuntary or false committal; characters appearing insane when their beliefs or fears are real; sedation and restraints; asylums; dementia; therapy)
45. Intelligence (quick wit; street smarts; Machiavellian cleverness; Sherlock Holmesian deductive powers; geniuses; experts; criminal masterminds)
46. Intoxication and altered states (aphrodisiacs; drugs or alcohol)
47. Jewelry (decorative and/or symbolic; wedding rings; earrings; slave bracelets; piercings)
48. Lesbians
49. Loss of control (emotional, physical, situational, erotic, etc)
50. Make-up and/or nail polish on men (eyeliner)
51. Masturbation (solitary or as performance)
52. Messiness and markers of arousal (mussed hair; flushed cheeks; swollen lips; displaying bite marks or hickeys; clothes in disarray; sprawling)
53. Multiple partners (sequential/serial sexual encounters; orgies, gang-bangs, or group sex; puppy-pile cuddling; see also Sexual appetite or excess)
54. Mummification and/or sensory deprivation
55. Music (singing; playing an instrument such as guitar or piano; composers; rock stars or bands; groupies; song lyrics)
56. Neck fetishization (nape of the neck, throat, hickeys, etc)
57. Noise (screaming or yelling during sex; whimpering or sobbing; purring, growling; moaning enthusiastically during blow-jobs)
58. Non-consensual or semi-consensual sex (sexual extortion; bribery; reluctant or ambivalent partner; bondage and struggle; no means yes; other consent issues)
59. Oral fixation or fetishization (lips, tongue, or whole mouth; french-kissing; licking; biting or chewing one's lip(s))
60. Orgasm denial
61. Physical imperfections (scars or burns)
62. Physical responses (face or ears burning; little hairs lifting on the scalp or neck; gut tightening; pulse quickening or missing a beat; lashes fluttering or lids growing heavy; mouth falling open)
63. Power issues (inequities in beauty, rank, or class; power games; BDSM; power reversals; sheikhs, sultans, princes, and other royal figures; teacher/student pairings; magical powers; abuse of power; blackmail; romantic slavery; liege/lord pairings; issues of respect; sexual scenarios such as a dominant character giving his partner to others to use, or a character kneeling beneath a desk and blowing someone who's on the phone)
64. Prison scenarios (prison rape and/or protection; cruel guards; punishment; hard labor; deprivation; prisoners of war; camps and barracks; false imprisonment)
65. Prostitutes (call-girls and hookers; rent boys and hustlers; escorts; paying one's way through school with sideline hooking; juvenile past on the streets)
66. Protectiveness (physically or verbally defending someone; caretaking in general; big guy/little guy pairings; bodyguard scenarios; mysterious benefactors or protectors)
67. Restraint (pinning someone down; pushing someone's arm up behind their back during sex; covering or clasping someone's hands to prevent movement)
68. Restraints (handcuffs, leather ties, chains, etc)
69. Ropework (intricate/artistic erotic bondage)
70. Rough sex (quick and dirty sex; hate or grudge sex; angry sex; fighting/wrestling)
71. Scars or scarification
72. School themes and fetishization (boarding schools; dojos; sailor fuku; prep school chic; teacher/student pairings; prefects/head boys; schoolboy hijinks or sexual discovery; tutoring and teaching in general)
73. Sex in public or semi-public places
74. Sex outdoors/outside (in a rainstorm; in a graveyard; in an alley)
75. Sex standing up (including against a wall)
76. Sex with clothes still on or partly on
77. Sexual appetite or excess (hypersexuality, i.e., high sex drive; sex addiction or compulsive behavior; short/no refractory period; multiple orgasms; multiple partners; indiscriminate sex or sluttishness)
78. Sexual frustration (orgasm denial or being unable to come; blue balls; enforced abstinence; self-denial; inability of two people to touch)
79. Sexual movements (back arching; hips lifting; thrusting back; writhing, jerking, bucking; clenching; grinding or rocking; trembling or shivering; hooking legs around shoulders; pressing someone's legs back toward the bed; riding someone's fingers)
80. Shower sex
81. Shyness (embarrassment; blushing or stammering; body shyness or dysmorphic disorder; cultural modesty)
82. Snark
83. Swords and sword-play
84. Talking and communication issues (dirty talk or verbal seduction; sweet talking; reciting poetry; talking someone to orgasm; talking during sex; pillow talk; phone sex; speech becoming broken as one is aroused or upset; being inarticulate or articulate; aphasia; talking fast; miscommunication and misunderstandings in general; lack of a shared language)
85. Techno (technophilic themes; artificial humans; character is copied or downloaded into mechanical host body; other ghost in the machine scenarios; androids and cyborgs as sexual partners; wetwear enhancements; cyberpunk aesthetic; VR or Matrix scenarios)
86. Tentacle sex
87. Threesomes (M/F/M, M/M/M, etc)
88. Topping from the bottom
89. Touching (stroking and caressing; cuddling or nuzzling; huddling for warmth; hugging; holding hands in public; touching as UST; brief brushes of contact either deliberate or accidental; PDAs; thighs brushing under a table; comic physical entanglements; someone gripping a wounded character's hand)
90. Underage partner (adolescent)
91. Urgency for sex
92. UST (unresolved sexual tension)
93. Virgins or inexperienced partners
94. Voice fetishization (cracking or broken; husky, low, throaty; purring; accents; whispering close to someone's ear)
95. Voyeurism and vision themes (character A secretly watches B and C have sex; character A is forced to watch B and C have sex; character A watches character B perform/masturbate; viewing one's beloved in general; taking pictures or video; eye contact, especially as flirting; establishing authority with a look; closing eyes as a trust gesture; the quality of light, e.g., characters lit by moonlight or candlelight, or gilded by the setting sun; being in the dark; temporary or permanent blindness)
96. Vulnerability
97. Weapon fetishization (gun fu; trademark weaponry: exotic weapons: war fans, whips; embedded: Wolverine's claws; magical/symbolic: Excalibur; sentient or empathic; hiding a multitude of weapons on one's body; concealment in general: derringer in garter, boot knife)
98. Well-fucked (being fucked out; fuck-dazed; sated and sleepy; wrecked; softened and debauched)
99. Writing (love letters or notes; secret admirers; e-mail and chat; wills; poetry; storytelling; tracing words or figures on skin, or writing, as with an inkbrush)
100. Body fetishes not listed elsewhere (collarbones; abs)

You will notice that I somehow left that last one out and was too lazy to put it back in alphabetical order. ♥

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