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Character: Yuffie Kisaragi
Series: Final Fantasy VII, Advent Children, and Dirge of Cerberus
Character Age: 19 (apped post Dirge of Cerberus)
Canon: Final Fantasy VII. AKA: Tetsuya Nomura’s cash crop. The world of Final Fantasy VII seems to have witnessed just about every apocalypse possible, from meteors, diseases, psychotic clones, and revolutionary defected soldiers. Amidst this mayhem, a young emo warrior named Cloud Strife attempts to aid the forces of good and save the world.
Though an optional character in Final Fantasy VII, Yuffie is the self-proclaimed “single white rose of Wutai,” and “Wutai super ninja;” she’s a shinobi with spunk and a fair share of ego. Once the party meets Yuffie and takes a visit to her homeland of Wutai, it also becomes very clear that Yuffie has her own set of plans for world domination which can best be summarized in three phases. 1. Steal Materia. 2. ??? 3. PROFITS! Of course, the party soon finds out that Yuffie is not so much concerned with the world as she is with the reconstruction of her homeland. But even with that much of a potentially-angsty backstory behind her, the only thing that can get this girl down is a helping of airsickness and a good smack to the head.
Sample Post: Braaaaaains…braaaaaaaains. Oh man my aching braaaaaaains. H-hey, buddy, do you know where I could find a doctor? O-or…just a barf bag. I think I’m feeling-oh god I think I’m gonna-urk! Aw man, I-I got it all over your…here let me just clean that off for you and…Hah! Bet I fooled you with my act, didn’t I? Well the joke’s on you! I’m not a wee bit woozy, not a nip nauseous, not a hair-hurk!
O-okay, so maybe not that last one. But I do have a nice little bit of a welcoming gift, courtesy of your pockets~
Heh, really to be fooled by something so easy as that, you really must not care what happens to your great big bag of…dots? What do you expect a great ninja like me to do with a bag full of dots! There’s not even any variety in here. They’re all just dinky little black-huh! Hey, there’s a note!
“Dear Ninja Yuffie, We wish to congratulate you on your successful entry into Camp Fuck You Die” Like I’d fail, heh! “We are also most pleased that you have managed to steal your welcoming present off of our zombie inhabitants. Please make use of these dots in becoming a true ninja. You will also find a small container of emo in the bottom of the bag.”
Why thank you very much, Camp Fuck You Die! I’m glad that you guys have recognized my skill as a ninja, and I’ll make sure to put these dots and emo to good-wait, what?Geeze! I could tell there was something weird about this place when I got here but it’s way worse than that! If you guys think dots make you a ninja then you’re doing it wrong!
Obviously this means that The Great Ninja Yuffie will have to show you the right way to ninja. See, if you’re going to be a true ninja you’ve got to spend your time looking for something a lot more expensive than a bunch of flimsy dots. What I’m thinking is something a bit rounder, bigger, harder, a whole bunch more 3-D and-ooh GROSS. Not like that you sicko! Pull your pants back up! Geeze! Are those even supposed to come off? That seriously can’t be healthy! I think you need to see a doctor, buddy. And why do you have six of them? N-no, actually, forget I asked!
All right, you green dudes are totally beyond help. But hey! The rest of you guys look a whole lot more normal~ So what d’you say? I’m sure you all know where I could find something shiny that isn’t down your pants.
Voting went here. 85.0% (51) IN 15.0% (9) OUT
Series: Final Fantasy VII, Advent Children, and Dirge of Cerberus
Character Age: 19 (apped post Dirge of Cerberus)
Canon: Final Fantasy VII. AKA: Tetsuya Nomura’s cash crop. The world of Final Fantasy VII seems to have witnessed just about every apocalypse possible, from meteors, diseases, psychotic clones, and revolutionary defected soldiers. Amidst this mayhem, a young emo warrior named Cloud Strife attempts to aid the forces of good and save the world.
Though an optional character in Final Fantasy VII, Yuffie is the self-proclaimed “single white rose of Wutai,” and “Wutai super ninja;” she’s a shinobi with spunk and a fair share of ego. Once the party meets Yuffie and takes a visit to her homeland of Wutai, it also becomes very clear that Yuffie has her own set of plans for world domination which can best be summarized in three phases. 1. Steal Materia. 2. ??? 3. PROFITS! Of course, the party soon finds out that Yuffie is not so much concerned with the world as she is with the reconstruction of her homeland. But even with that much of a potentially-angsty backstory behind her, the only thing that can get this girl down is a helping of airsickness and a good smack to the head.
Sample Post: Braaaaaains…braaaaaaaains. Oh man my aching braaaaaaains. H-hey, buddy, do you know where I could find a doctor? O-or…just a barf bag. I think I’m feeling-oh god I think I’m gonna-urk! Aw man, I-I got it all over your…here let me just clean that off for you and…Hah! Bet I fooled you with my act, didn’t I? Well the joke’s on you! I’m not a wee bit woozy, not a nip nauseous, not a hair-hurk!
O-okay, so maybe not that last one. But I do have a nice little bit of a welcoming gift, courtesy of your pockets~
Heh, really to be fooled by something so easy as that, you really must not care what happens to your great big bag of…dots? What do you expect a great ninja like me to do with a bag full of dots! There’s not even any variety in here. They’re all just dinky little black-huh! Hey, there’s a note!
“Dear Ninja Yuffie, We wish to congratulate you on your successful entry into Camp Fuck You Die” Like I’d fail, heh! “We are also most pleased that you have managed to steal your welcoming present off of our zombie inhabitants. Please make use of these dots in becoming a true ninja. You will also find a small container of emo in the bottom of the bag.”
Why thank you very much, Camp Fuck You Die! I’m glad that you guys have recognized my skill as a ninja, and I’ll make sure to put these dots and emo to good-wait, what?Geeze! I could tell there was something weird about this place when I got here but it’s way worse than that! If you guys think dots make you a ninja then you’re doing it wrong!
Obviously this means that The Great Ninja Yuffie will have to show you the right way to ninja. See, if you’re going to be a true ninja you’ve got to spend your time looking for something a lot more expensive than a bunch of flimsy dots. What I’m thinking is something a bit rounder, bigger, harder, a whole bunch more 3-D and-ooh GROSS. Not like that you sicko! Pull your pants back up! Geeze! Are those even supposed to come off? That seriously can’t be healthy! I think you need to see a doctor, buddy. And why do you have six of them? N-no, actually, forget I asked!
All right, you green dudes are totally beyond help. But hey! The rest of you guys look a whole lot more normal~ So what d’you say? I’m sure you all know where I could find something shiny that isn’t down your pants.
Voting went here. 85.0% (51) IN 15.0% (9) OUT