After rereading Wuthering Heights, I remembered why I nursed an aversion to classics, specifically to romance classics from the 19th century and prior: the characters are far too slow. Most of the time, the Great Tragic Plot Point is not actually inevitable, and it leaves me thinking "You deserve that, you fuckers, for not using your brains."
Aurgh. Don't listen to me; I'm just in my black moods. I did enjoy the novel when I first read it, and I've secretly rechristened my tiny stuffed tiger as Sir Hareton Baldingmane Grifoun because I love Hareton Earnshaw so much.
Anyway I've downloaded Mika's songs, and I hastily deleted most of it. His songs make me think of...glitter. And really tight pants. And shimmying. And sudden head turns towards the camera to mouth the lyrics type of MTV gimmick. Just listen to Relax, Take it Easy to take my meaning. To me it sounds very much like I Will Survive, the gay anthem version. Methinks Mika's gay.
[EDITED:
OMG HE IS!! Holy shoot, the Savage Garden guy is, as well? @_@ OMG, really, guys who do falsetto = gay ]