Sophie the dog

[zymphoni]

I like dogs. I really do. I even like Sophie the dog. Sophie the dog is a puppy. Sophie is not trained. And her dumb owners (the people who live downstairs) let her run around without a leash and then spend an hour screming "Sophie!" It makes me want to buy them a leash. Because even though I need to be awake. Even though I have a billion things to do today. I wanted to sleep until I had to.

So if you have a dog. Get a leash. Unless you have trained the dog to come to you without having to scream.