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[zylo_lugosi]

I finally have in my possession the holy grail of sex toys. Can you say 7 second orgasm? I shit you not.

The wannabe-cyberskin isn't bad at all. Good, strong suction cup, but really only works on tile or the like. Not satisfied with my nipple clamps.

Today is a happy day.

Comments

[ffarff]

whats wrong with the nipple clamps? i find those things silly anyway. they irritate me.

[zylo_lugosi]

Don't fit right so WAY too tight for me and flimsy.

I like the look when they have the chain. And, especially when I'm on my own, kink help gets me off. I like to dress up and make it an event.

[ffarff]

im very pleased you make it an event.
is very rarely that when i have a wank session i make it an event.
its more like 'eat, wank, piss, wank, eat, wank' for me

[zylo_lugosi]

Well, it can be like that with me too. Especially now that I have a vibrator strong enough to make smoothies. But going all out is fantastic.

[ffarff]

the thing missing from that special smoothie is protien. you know where you get protien from?

[zylo_lugosi]

*snorts* Nowhere around here.

[ffarff]

hence the cream maker...
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oh ive gone lower than i thought i could

[zylo_lugosi]

This is giving me weird images of melted vanilla ice cream shooting out of a squirting dildo.

[ffarff]

i thought of some sort of 50s batter maker machine.