wilkommen!
let us pay...i mean, pray:
The (Corporate) Whore's Prayer
originally posted: september 2004
The Bush is my shephard
I shall not question.
He makes me lie about Iraq
He leadeth me down the garden path.
He restores the deficit
He guides me in paths of foolishness for his name's sake.
Yea, though our troops walk
through the valley of the shadow of death,
Bush will fear no evil,
for his sheep are with him;
his Dick and his staff, they comfort him.
He prepares a table before us
in the presence of the UN.
He anoints his own head with oil;
Haliburton's cup runneth over.
Surely election fraud and fear-mongereing
will follow us all the days of our lives,
and Bush will dwell in the house of Saud forever.
Amen
-zwetschke