Dear Grey's Exchange Mystery Writer
First of all, yay fic! That is, at its heart, what a fic exchange is all about. Yay, you are writing a story for me, and I find that pleasing. So, yay fic and thank you.
Second of all, a few things I would like: humor (but only if you are genuinely funny. There is no shame in not having the knack, only shame in trying and missing.), happy endings, warmth between characters, science-fiction, McDreamy-bashing (not, certainly required, but if someone in your story were to voice the opinion he should be eaten by bears, I would love it lots), Izzie coming to her goddamn senses and getting over this dickery with George, food or eating, hospital stuff happening as it might at a real hospital, Cristina sniping at people, Meredith drunk, Addison acting like a grown up, Burke realizing that he could have left Cristina in a less dicktastic way, Bailey, the chief, and people realizing that Callie is the hottest woman at Seattle Grace. I don't expect you to fit all of that in any one story, just pick a few things and work them in. Although I really want a happy ending. (Unless it's George/Burke. That one can end sadly.)
Lastly, a few things I don't like: angst, bdsm, AUs, McDreamy, and Izzie's weird obsession with George. Please to not include the first three, and, if you include the last two, treat them like bad things of wrongness.
Second of all, a few things I would like: humor (but only if you are genuinely funny. There is no shame in not having the knack, only shame in trying and missing.), happy endings, warmth between characters, science-fiction, McDreamy-bashing (not, certainly required, but if someone in your story were to voice the opinion he should be eaten by bears, I would love it lots), Izzie coming to her goddamn senses and getting over this dickery with George, food or eating, hospital stuff happening as it might at a real hospital, Cristina sniping at people, Meredith drunk, Addison acting like a grown up, Burke realizing that he could have left Cristina in a less dicktastic way, Bailey, the chief, and people realizing that Callie is the hottest woman at Seattle Grace. I don't expect you to fit all of that in any one story, just pick a few things and work them in. Although I really want a happy ending. (Unless it's George/Burke. That one can end sadly.)
Lastly, a few things I don't like: angst, bdsm, AUs, McDreamy, and Izzie's weird obsession with George. Please to not include the first three, and, if you include the last two, treat them like bad things of wrongness.