Fortune Party Poppers
After recently going to the Oriental supermarket and buying fortune cookies, I decided I would make personalised fortune cookies for my friends as a novelty Bali gift. I soon realised that making fortune cookies is a difficult task so I made fortune party poppers instead. Each message related to something that one of the crew has done....
Thy shalt not shit thy pants. Twice.
A wise Chinaman once said, “Advanced Hair. Yeah yeah.”
Confucius say: Do not kiss someone until you are sure of their gender.
Don’t worry, no one knows you are secretly afraid of party poppers.
It is wise not to sleep between people who just shagged.
Special price for you. Me love you long time.
Dancing like an egg beater is good for the soul.
Disabled toilets are there for one reason only. Don’t abuse your rights.
Wow, doesn’t Suzie need to get a life? Far too much time on her hands.
Thy shalt not shit thy pants. Twice.
A wise Chinaman once said, “Advanced Hair. Yeah yeah.”
Confucius say: Do not kiss someone until you are sure of their gender.
Don’t worry, no one knows you are secretly afraid of party poppers.
It is wise not to sleep between people who just shagged.
Special price for you. Me love you long time.
Dancing like an egg beater is good for the soul.
Disabled toilets are there for one reason only. Don’t abuse your rights.
Wow, doesn’t Suzie need to get a life? Far too much time on her hands.