That poll result~
Good morning ladies, and welcome to the start of another week. Five days of abstaining from alcohol, smoking, and wearing huge amounts of makeup STARTO.
But don't let the Monday morning man get you down. We may have to sit at our desks and behave, or maybe run around the workplace kissin ass, but we have drunken idol schenanigans to get us through the day. Live vicariously through your boys ♥ Imagine you are Ryo or Sho telling your boss exactly where you're about to shove that umbrella.
And here, I have more funnies to help you through your funk! Jin and Ryo had equal votes in the gossip poll when I checked this morning so that's what I have done! - written as close as I could stand to an actual Japanese gossip article. Think of it as if it were a straight translation.
La dolce vita! Just another night out for the Akanishi troops mafia.
Despite his upcoming fatherly role in a new drama, that BAMF Nishikido Ryo has been out destroying his image further with influential squadron leader and all round man-to-blame-for-everything, Akanishi Jin.
A-san, a massive fan of the pair who may or may not work in the sex industry to pay for Johnny's merchandise*, was an eyewitness to the events of that disastrous night.
"It was last Friday night in Roppongi, and I was standing on the side of the road - I'm not a ho or anything - when this big ass bullet proof 1920's gangster Cadillac pulled up to the curb. I was all like 'Oh hey, don't see that every day' so I hung around to see if it was the italian mafia. When the door opened, I thought Ghandi actually stepped out, but then he opened the door for someone else and I realized he was just the driver. Plus his nametag said 'James'."
A mobsters car driven by an old guy named James - an extravagant entrance indeed.
"Akanishi and Nishikido were inside, wearing matching pink t-shirts that said 'Me and Pi' in glitter pen."
Could this be a sign of rivalry, are they both trying to claim Pi as their BFF? Then why the 'couple clothing'? Is the reference of the boys and Pi just a cover for the fact that they're actually dating each other? That's not all though.
"So I totally wasn't stalking or anything, but I followed them into a nightclub. They got drunk pretty quick- surprisingly total lightweights by the way, and then they started throwing random girls down on the bar and doing body shots! Of course it drew an instant crowd and turned into chaos."
No one could move near the bar as the pair continued to burn and churn through willing bodies, becoming more and more recklessly inebriated. Another eyewitness who was actually in the crowd reported that Akanishi collapsed on the bartop at one point, and instead of helping, Nishikido ripped his shirt up and did a body shot off Jin!
"I didn't really see what happened next, but suddenly Ryo was on top of the bar weilding an umbrella, and he was flailing it around dangerously at the crowd's head screaming 'YOU GUYS LIKE CHICKEN?!'. I think he was trying to keep them away from Akanishi - he was laying on the bar calling out to everyone saying 'Yo yo what's goin down party people'?! or something, and all the girls kept trying to rush him calling back 'I will!' and begging to be impregnated."
Out of control. A-san and other party-goers that night confirmed that rather than being disgusted by such questionable, shameful, and non idol-like conduct, girls were squealing amongst themselves and making slurred confessions of "omfghavemybabies". Disgustingly, the evening continued on much the same as just described.
Eventually 4am rolled around, and the pair were seen leaving together, arms interlocked, with golden panties on their heads. James was waiting outside with the Cadillac, and they were either using incoherent Japanese, or speaking to each other in Italian.
For Akanishi who is already in strife with the agency, this could be the last straw. Needless to say the scandal comes as a massive blow to Nishikido, whose credibility in his upcoming role as a father figure has been shot to bits.
* I recently read on Tokyo Sports about a woman who works in the sex industry to pay for Johnny's stuff including tickets, merch, travel and hotels for concerts etc sometimes equalling up to $7000 per month.
Since there was Ryo AND Jin with equal votes, I decided they both needed something different to yell out, and the chicken thing had the next most votes XD
But don't let the Monday morning man get you down. We may have to sit at our desks and behave, or maybe run around the workplace kissin ass, but we have drunken idol schenanigans to get us through the day. Live vicariously through your boys ♥ Imagine you are Ryo or Sho telling your boss exactly where you're about to shove that umbrella.
And here, I have more funnies to help you through your funk! Jin and Ryo had equal votes in the gossip poll when I checked this morning so that's what I have done! - written as close as I could stand to an actual Japanese gossip article. Think of it as if it were a straight translation.
La dolce vita! Just another night out for the Akanishi troops mafia.
Despite his upcoming fatherly role in a new drama, that BAMF Nishikido Ryo has been out destroying his image further with influential squadron leader and all round man-to-blame-for-everything, Akanishi Jin.
A-san, a massive fan of the pair who may or may not work in the sex industry to pay for Johnny's merchandise*, was an eyewitness to the events of that disastrous night.
"It was last Friday night in Roppongi, and I was standing on the side of the road - I'm not a ho or anything - when this big ass bullet proof 1920's gangster Cadillac pulled up to the curb. I was all like 'Oh hey, don't see that every day' so I hung around to see if it was the italian mafia. When the door opened, I thought Ghandi actually stepped out, but then he opened the door for someone else and I realized he was just the driver. Plus his nametag said 'James'."
A mobsters car driven by an old guy named James - an extravagant entrance indeed.
"Akanishi and Nishikido were inside, wearing matching pink t-shirts that said 'Me and Pi' in glitter pen."
Could this be a sign of rivalry, are they both trying to claim Pi as their BFF? Then why the 'couple clothing'? Is the reference of the boys and Pi just a cover for the fact that they're actually dating each other? That's not all though.
"So I totally wasn't stalking or anything, but I followed them into a nightclub. They got drunk pretty quick- surprisingly total lightweights by the way, and then they started throwing random girls down on the bar and doing body shots! Of course it drew an instant crowd and turned into chaos."
No one could move near the bar as the pair continued to burn and churn through willing bodies, becoming more and more recklessly inebriated. Another eyewitness who was actually in the crowd reported that Akanishi collapsed on the bartop at one point, and instead of helping, Nishikido ripped his shirt up and did a body shot off Jin!
"I didn't really see what happened next, but suddenly Ryo was on top of the bar weilding an umbrella, and he was flailing it around dangerously at the crowd's head screaming 'YOU GUYS LIKE CHICKEN?!'. I think he was trying to keep them away from Akanishi - he was laying on the bar calling out to everyone saying 'Yo yo what's goin down party people'?! or something, and all the girls kept trying to rush him calling back 'I will!' and begging to be impregnated."
Out of control. A-san and other party-goers that night confirmed that rather than being disgusted by such questionable, shameful, and non idol-like conduct, girls were squealing amongst themselves and making slurred confessions of "omfghavemybabies". Disgustingly, the evening continued on much the same as just described.
Eventually 4am rolled around, and the pair were seen leaving together, arms interlocked, with golden panties on their heads. James was waiting outside with the Cadillac, and they were either using incoherent Japanese, or speaking to each other in Italian.
For Akanishi who is already in strife with the agency, this could be the last straw. Needless to say the scandal comes as a massive blow to Nishikido, whose credibility in his upcoming role as a father figure has been shot to bits.
* I recently read on Tokyo Sports about a woman who works in the sex industry to pay for Johnny's stuff including tickets, merch, travel and hotels for concerts etc sometimes equalling up to $7000 per month.
Since there was Ryo AND Jin with equal votes, I decided they both needed something different to yell out, and the chicken thing had the next most votes XD