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"even the dancer's are fairly well-fed" -- like Kelley and Croatia in 2006 they are singing about ... SHOES.
ETA: Is it bad that I just thought "Accordian player on the roof?"
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there's a new COLTON FORD in town--that's Russian Miss World in the pre-song "postcards"
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Latvia -- it's EURO and VISION
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Look ... CENTURIANS ... in a TRAIN WRECK ... but their CLOTHES FELL OFF
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TURBO. FOLK.
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the Bosnian's and Herzegovinian's get ready for the scrubbed clean French revolution ... and are really, really excited to meet Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber tonight
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SAKIS ... leaves the heavy singing to the tonedeaf(?) backup dancers ... also leaves glass of water on night stand so
danbearnyc can't complain ...concentrates on the belly button flash ... THAT. IS. ENOUGH.
Warning to Hungary. A stray camera shot in the green room caught Sakis when he didn't realize it was on. For just a second ... before he pulled up and sucked in ... he looked just like a middle aged greek man. Just know, time and tide wait unfortunately for no man.