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Math joke time, brought to you by my analysis professor (who reminds me of a biker in that he wears his hair combed back with gel and has an earing and is dece wicked buff and huge. pic here: http://www.math.cornell.edu/People/photos/pearse.jpg ):
A mathematician walks downstairs to his kitchen because like all mathematicians he wants some tea. When he enters the kitchen he finds that his kettle is on the floor. So how is he to make tea? Well he takes the kettle, puts it on the stove, turns the stove on, boils water, adds the teabag and enjoys. The next day he again gets a craving for tea, so he walks downstairs to his kitchen. Upon entering this time he finds that his kettle is on the counter this time. What is he to do?
If your cool stop reading here and try to figure it out before reading the solution.
Solution:
He takes the kettle, and reducing to a previously sloved problem, places it on the floor.
Wow math is awseome.
Hope you liked that one as much as I did.
A mathematician walks downstairs to his kitchen because like all mathematicians he wants some tea. When he enters the kitchen he finds that his kettle is on the floor. So how is he to make tea? Well he takes the kettle, puts it on the stove, turns the stove on, boils water, adds the teabag and enjoys. The next day he again gets a craving for tea, so he walks downstairs to his kitchen. Upon entering this time he finds that his kettle is on the counter this time. What is he to do?
If your cool stop reading here and try to figure it out before reading the solution.
Solution:
He takes the kettle, and reducing to a previously sloved problem, places it on the floor.
Wow math is awseome.
Hope you liked that one as much as I did.