Apology Letter
Dear Coffee,
I am writing to say that I am sorry for trying to leave you. I am sorry for talking shit about you to all my friends and baristas. I am sorry for accusing you of making me fat and poor. I know now that lack of exercise makes me fat and Starbucks makes me poor. I confused you, coffee, with Starbucks and I know now that there is a difference.
I have come realize this week that I cannot live without you. Or rather I could live without your lustrous aroma and smooth flavour but what kind of life would that be? A boring life, devoid of energy and hope, one I don't care to experience.
I'm sorry it took me many months and headaches to come to this conclusion. I will never try to cut you out again. You are the best part of my day.
Love Kat
I am writing to say that I am sorry for trying to leave you. I am sorry for talking shit about you to all my friends and baristas. I am sorry for accusing you of making me fat and poor. I know now that lack of exercise makes me fat and Starbucks makes me poor. I confused you, coffee, with Starbucks and I know now that there is a difference.
I have come realize this week that I cannot live without you. Or rather I could live without your lustrous aroma and smooth flavour but what kind of life would that be? A boring life, devoid of energy and hope, one I don't care to experience.
I'm sorry it took me many months and headaches to come to this conclusion. I will never try to cut you out again. You are the best part of my day.
Love Kat