Dec 29, 2004 09:48
when a monkey dies, a pickle picks up a rock and throughs it at a moddle of the white house made out of sticks by ants. well the ants get very mad, so to get revenge on the pickels the ants run to a drug store in china, where they by apples. that ants bite into the apples looking for worms. finding none the ants go back to china, and the same drug store. they go up to the man behind that counter only to find a giant pickle holding a rock. the pickle dosnt notice the tiney ants. the pickle then drops his rock, and rolls across the store to a hot little cuecomber and starts flirting. the ants still wanting revenge go over to the pickle and climb up on him. the pickle is so focused on the cute little cuecomber in front of him he dosnt notice the ants starting to form the shape of a exremly pateet penis, that is franticly moving about. the cuecomer see this, but unlike the ants plan the cuecomber gets turned on to the pickle. the ants deside to give up, and as they are heading for the exit they hear the pickle wispering to them "thanks little guys i couldnt have done it with out you" the ants even more depressed about pleasing the pickle instead of humilating him, them head back to there remains of there modle white house only to see a giant primate slightly resembling george bush. the appe is crying over the pile of sticks saying "my wife my beautiful wife im sorry i wasnt there to save you". then the president noticies a group of pickles throughing rocks in the direction of the remains of the moddle white house. the president gets angery and strats mubbling, mean while the ants are looking in in disbaleaf. "shosh darn evil doin' pickles...... this terible act.... why we... he he. you and your wepons of .... quiet ... little distruction... you i'll... we'll!" the president mubled. the ants walked over to the pickles and asked "why did you destroy our moddle?" the pickles didnt awnser only they pointed to the president now looking as if he had a briliant idea. "i know what ill do, ill go to china and get some.... yeah!" the president walked off. the ants looked at each other and walk off. moments later, a pickle throughs another rock twords the pile of sticks.......