Dec 01, 2006 22:30
Davey crockett... American hero... jesus christ...
from "Speech of Colonel Crockett in Congress"
"...with a hurricane. I've soaked my head and shoulders in Salt River, so much that I'm always corned. I can walk like an ox, run like a fox, swim like an eel, yell like an Indian, fight like a devil, spout like an earthquake, make love like a mad bull, and swallow a nigger whole without choking it if you butter his head and pin his ears back.."
there's alot worse wuotes out there but... yah...