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TO BE SIX AGAIN
The husband asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd
love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her
birthday,
he woke up early, got up, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms
and then took her off to Disneyland.
What a day! They went on every ride in the park. The Matterhorn,
Space Mountain, Splash Mountain, Pirates of the Caribbean, and the
Haunted Mansion.
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head
was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down. They drove to a
McDonald's
where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries
and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to the movies
to
see the latest Disney blockbuster, eat a hot-dog and popcorn,
slurp a
soda pop, and munch on her favorite candy, M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her
husband
and collapsed into bed, exhausted. He leaned over his precious
wife
with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like
being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "Is
that
what this crazy day was all about? You idiot, I meant my dress
size!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, the poor guy
is
still gonna get it wrong.
The husband asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd
love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her
birthday,
he woke up early, got up, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms
and then took her off to Disneyland.
What a day! They went on every ride in the park. The Matterhorn,
Space Mountain, Splash Mountain, Pirates of the Caribbean, and the
Haunted Mansion.
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head
was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down. They drove to a
McDonald's
where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries
and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to the movies
to
see the latest Disney blockbuster, eat a hot-dog and popcorn,
slurp a
soda pop, and munch on her favorite candy, M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her
husband
and collapsed into bed, exhausted. He leaned over his precious
wife
with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like
being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "Is
that
what this crazy day was all about? You idiot, I meant my dress
size!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, the poor guy
is
still gonna get it wrong.