But it's not by me! However, it is hilarious and awesome. So consider this a REC.
Title: Intensely Original Extra-Flamey Reference Goes Here
Author:
hobviouslyRating: PG-13
Character/Pairing: Mai/Zuko
Summary: "Everything was going so well, too, before the bedsheets caught on fire."
400+ words here. Oh, how he tries.
crossposted @
maizuko,
theavatar100, and
zukogetslaid