Dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I punched mysternschnuppe in the arm (-10 points). In July I gave animalgal5 a kidney (1000 points). In March I helped butt3rf1y_hi1l see the light (8 points). In October I caught a purse-snatcher who stole jrtom's purse (30 points). Last Saturday I put gum in michoochoo's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1016 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
zuchini_head2
But...I don't wanna a pony!!