A Pointless Post
I had this really weird Smallville dream last night. I dreamt about Lex being in total lust with Clark (this is not the weird part). Then a hurricane came (I hope it killed Lana) and decimated Smallville along with this swampy water tower in Sungei Buloh. So Clark and Lucas, Lex's evil brother from the ghetto, had to climb up and fix it. Except Lucas wasn't Lex's brother, he was Clark's. At one point there was an egret roosting on Clark's head.
Lex being all lustful, decided to hire a helicopter up to the water tower and offer to help Lucas and Clark while being dangled in a harness. Lucas was all "PISS OFF" and Lex resentfully thought, "It would help if you danced with him." That just didn't make sense; but later on there was this bit about line-dancing in a barnhouse so I guess it made sense in that context.
Anyway, I had my Biology O Level practical today. After spending three days cramming all the ways to label various fruits, flowers, and seeds, I had to draw an unlabelled prawn. It was quite cute, actually, I called it Curly. The drawing bit was fun; it was like Art Class. Then you could see where the Ministry of Education thought "Oh shit! Let's put in some Creative Thinking Questions here, just to seem relevant and up-to-date!" so they asked us how to make the perfect aquarium for prawns to live in. The exam seemed rather pointless. Okay, more pointless than usual.
Speaking of prawns, there is a Chinese delicacy called Drunken Prawns. You put live prawns in a glass cooking pot filled with XOXO alcohol, wheel it up to the table and proceed to light a fire under the pot. The prawns eventually die from overconsumption of alcohol or are cooked to death. I never understood the point of that; all prawns taste the same to me. Drunken or not. I guess people are just sadistic freaks. Speaking of sadism, if you would like to be hurt very badly by me, go ahead and vote for Christoper Lee in today's Singapore Idol. He sucks. The end!
Lex being all lustful, decided to hire a helicopter up to the water tower and offer to help Lucas and Clark while being dangled in a harness. Lucas was all "PISS OFF" and Lex resentfully thought, "It would help if you danced with him." That just didn't make sense; but later on there was this bit about line-dancing in a barnhouse so I guess it made sense in that context.
Anyway, I had my Biology O Level practical today. After spending three days cramming all the ways to label various fruits, flowers, and seeds, I had to draw an unlabelled prawn. It was quite cute, actually, I called it Curly. The drawing bit was fun; it was like Art Class. Then you could see where the Ministry of Education thought "Oh shit! Let's put in some Creative Thinking Questions here, just to seem relevant and up-to-date!" so they asked us how to make the perfect aquarium for prawns to live in. The exam seemed rather pointless. Okay, more pointless than usual.
Speaking of prawns, there is a Chinese delicacy called Drunken Prawns. You put live prawns in a glass cooking pot filled with XOXO alcohol, wheel it up to the table and proceed to light a fire under the pot. The prawns eventually die from overconsumption of alcohol or are cooked to death. I never understood the point of that; all prawns taste the same to me. Drunken or not. I guess people are just sadistic freaks. Speaking of sadism, if you would like to be hurt very badly by me, go ahead and vote for Christoper Lee in today's Singapore Idol. He sucks. The end!