NYC

Sep 23, 2008 21:22

59th & 5th - Watched Secret Service panic as I cut diagnally through their cute little road block. I live here, fuckers, not you.

57th & 5th - Assaulted by the noisome combination of fragrances from dozens of rich tourist boys in matching haircuts and Abercrombie shirts.

54th & 5th - Threw a shoulder block at someone who was wearing a "Don't Mess With Texas" shirt. Luckily, he didn't chase. He was big.

49th & 6th - Watched a businessman in a suit with a cigar spit on a taxi who was trying to get through pedestrian traffic.

45th & 7th - Noted the resemblance of the tourists in this part of town to the M&M bags they were carrying.

36th & 7th - Watched a (homeless?) cyclist with a cart filled with junk circling a cop on horseback, both shouting at each other, wondering which one would strike first.

34th & 7th - Noted with dismay the sole coming off of my right shoe. Fucking Kenneth Cole shoes are supposed to last longer than 6 months. But then again, most people don't walk as much as I do.
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