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Dec 13 2006 11:39 AM
E.J, E.J.
Went out to play
Only to realize
It was a rainy day
So he went back in
and played all alone
Until Dan Smith
called his phone.
He said "Hey E.J.,
It's time to go outside."
Then little to Dan's knowledge
E.J. ran to hide.
Dan searched high and low,
for hours upon hours,
but then he left
and came back with flowers.
You came out from under the couch
He apologized very quickly
then you headed off to your room
And tried to get some chick-ies.
And from your phone left
a message for Paige Skelly,
You asked her to hang out
told her she could rub your belly.
She agreed to chill
so the boys got in the car
Dan flew past her house
E.J said "you went too far!"
Dan said "I know a shortcut
Just BEAR with me."
A few minutes later
the car collided with a tree.
Moral of the story
Don't get in the car
with a very lost BEAR
He will go too far.
He might hit a tree
He might lose his keys
He might hit another car.
He might drive to fast
In fear of being last
His skills may not be up to par.
-Harley David